Look at these two douchebags. That's ridiculous. Last night Echo and I hopped a downtown train and attended Gawker Media's shindig promoting the HBO show True Blood. Joining other members of the media elite and entertainment dignitaries. We think this means that Echo and I are now going to be featured on the Gawker Stalker. "Johnny Wright is going back to Gray's Papaya hot dogs. He had breakfast there this morning. What a jerk."
You'll see in the picture that we both have a shoulder bag on. This is beacuse we were unsure just how many vampires would be in attendance. Thus, we needed to pack along vampire hunter kits. I had the crucifix's and wooden mallet, Echo had the garlic and holy water. Thankfully, we only had to dispatch of three vampires. Slow night.
You can read more about the party here.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to head out to a regatta gala. Where's my boat shoes?
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If you squint, the shadow makes it look like I have a mullet. And that my friends is fuckin' awesome.
Actually, no offense Echo, but when I squint it looks like you have short hair but Dumbo's ears.
And JW looks like he's got a Shrek head.
I always did suck at those magic eye posters....
(both are only when I squint)
Hey! I'm a 7 1/8. Not okay, S.O.
Terrible photo guys. Terrible, terrible photo.
I don't know what else to say.
JW--it's the shadow your hat is creating...it makes you look like you have his ears.
And I happen to think Shrek is cute...in need of a tan, but cute....
and 7 1/8?
That's nothing to be ashamed of...more than enough to go around.
Frank is tough, but he's fair.
I just can't lie Johnny. Not to you man. I respect you too much.
Echo, not seeing the mullet, but you do look like you have Ferengi ears..
Looks like a fun party! Did you get any free DVDs? I've been dying to see the first season of True Blood.
JW, it cracks me up that you always ignore any nuance of innuendo---got the blinders on, doin' your job.
Good man.
Your wife will be proud.
I'm just not that bright. You know how people play dumb? I'm a dumb guy playing smart.
Are you guys both carrying Man-Purses?
Seriously?
Did either of you guys see Anna Panquin? She fine.
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!
Anna joined us afterwards at the coffee shop for Denver omelets, E. She's a real sweetheart. I think that was her.
Tim? Chia Pet?
Echo's hair looked a little spikey to me ... sorry, I just blurted it out without thinking.
Tim, his hair is the product of Axe hair products for men--one of our fine sponsors.
I think instead it was 5 o'clock shadow that inspired that comment...no?
Okay. I thought you were having a go at my beard. That I won't stand for. I'll leave this blog forever!
Noooooooooooooo!!!!
You already left us once--did you not read all of the tear-stained postings and comments during your leave of absence? Dave was especially downtrodden--we threw a few "dammit Daves" his way, but it just wasn't the same, especially since they were muffled while we sobbed.
Okay. I'm sorry. I lost my temper. I'll put up a monkey video to make amends.
No, not going after the mangrowth. That would be hypocritical of me.
It was the hair when doing the squinting exercise suggested earlier. All I saw was Echo's head in Chia caricature.
Somebody tell Scaramouch to sell Echo Chia-heads in the store. I'd buy it!
But Cindy would never part with them to ship them to us!
just kidding...
Leave me out of this!! I'm trying to be a good girl and keep my comments to myself :)
I think i got a contact high from this photo.
Baierman, are you trying to say that the web show should be called "3 chords and the Doob?"
I agree with Edgar Allan Poe's reaction to Johnny's hat. He's almost facepalming.
Nice, Bergstron. Cheeky bugger.