It seems that every three weeks a story comes across the wire that Jesus has graced us with His presence on an inanimate object. Could be a grilled cheese sandwich. Or a tortilla chip. Or a dental x-ray. It happens a lot. These manifestations are signs from above. I don't want to hear this "just a coincidence and the image on a half-melted plastic spoon could also pass for George Carlin" nonsense. They don't sell just anything on eBay, right? They sell the Lord's image on a tuna melt on eBay. There's strict quality checks done over there.
Every once and a while His mom makes a special guest appearance on a chunk of firewood or freshly cleaned bay window. Nice to see you Mary. Strange that it's in my oatmeal, but still.
These occurrences inspire people. That said, there are other places that I wish Jesus would appear to move people to pray and hock on the internet. Spots that would truly amaze.
