Last night on The Daily Show, Jason Jones had a hysterical piece about Florida seniors' romps in the sacks. Holy balls was it funny. The retired Jews are a frisky bunch.
If you'd like to see it...
Now, in the video, a claymation sex warning video is mentioned. Apparently made by some of the seniors to warn others about ... hang on ... give me a minute ... STD's that are flying around the retirement communities. Oh, I'm gonna be sick ... That's vomit ... It's awful ... coming out of my nose ... Okay, I'm back. I wasn't sure if the video was real. Turns out, it is. This really happened. A group of octogenarians wrote the script and made the clay puppets.
And wouldn't you know, this gem is on YouTube. Friends, you haven't witnessed unintentional comedy until you see crudely constructed clay Jews talk about condoms.
Wow.
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Now, in the video, a claymation sex warning video is mentioned. Apparently made by some of the seniors to warn others about ... hang on ... give me a minute ... STD's that are flying around the retirement communities. Oh, I'm gonna be sick ... That's vomit ... It's awful ... coming out of my nose ... Okay, I'm back. I wasn't sure if the video was real. Turns out, it is. This really happened. A group of octogenarians wrote the script and made the clay puppets.
And wouldn't you know, this gem is on YouTube. Friends, you haven't witnessed unintentional comedy until you see crudely constructed clay Jews talk about condoms.
Wow.
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Johnny-
I can only imagine the internet gold that you encountered as you googled: Senior citizen sex video or senior citizen's sex std's. To get these treasures.
The hours of footage encountered while researching this subject must have been exhausing.
Rumor has it that your YBNBY credit card had a charge on it for: "The lady with a walker and her Texas rump Ranger."
Gross.
Yes, my investigation into this was quite the adventure.
Hey are you still living with Echowood?
If so, why don't you give us a little insider update on the Echo/Lindsey situation. I've got a feeling that he is getting ready to pop the question.
Nah, Echo couldn't handle the loud guitar riffs emanating from my room and 22 hours a day of ESPN. He moved out.
He moved out and......
In with Lindsey I suppose????
No Dave. But that isn't any of our bidness...
You say no, but your reaction says yes.
I'll take it to the forum.
So are you back in NY?
Yep, I'm back in New York. A land where life makes sense.
"I can only imagine the internet gold that you encountered as you googled: Senior citizen sex video or senior citizen's sex std's. To get these treasures."
Valid point Dave. Note to self - don't google everything you see on YBNBY. Shudder. Shudder. Shudder.
Kid you not, I Googled "senior citizen claymation sex video." It was weird. This is what I do for you rascals.
"senior citizen claymation sex video"
I have an automated Google search for that very thing. In fact, I think that's how I followed you here to YBNBY, Johnny.
I remember that it was a cold, wet April evening, much like tonight. I sat down to do some research on the Mr. Bill Show. Suddenly, something on the sidebar of my search results caught my eye. It appeared to be an advert of a religious nature, but when I clicked on the link ...
Made me laugh out loud, pally.
JW
All I needed was an opportunity to finish the day on a strong note.