Gotta have those dresses for my daughters right away. Can I get them from Lands End?

Ohhh, and Michelle looks pregnant in this picture.

I never noticed this before, but Obama kinda looks like that one-armed guy with the metal hook-hand from 'Live and Let Die'.

remember that all the appearances are based on the overall style, not as much what they really look like.

O-ne
B-ig
A-ss
M-istake
A-merica

Watching Obama lead this "Nation of Cowards" (Eric Holder) has been like watching "Special Olympic Bowling" (Barack Obama).

My question: What has Obama done to restore hope in the last 20 weeks?

90% of his first choice of cabinet members have been tax cheats.
He can't speak without a teleprompter and when he does he makes W. sound well spoken.
He has manage to finish the socialised banking plan that W started.
He has managed to socialise the car industry.
(Which if you are for a socialist county you should be happy.)
He has managed to rack up trillions and trillions in debt.
Everytime he talks the stock market drops.
When he leaves the country stocks are up.

Yeah, I guess it makes a great T-shirt Jellio.

I think a better shirt would be an Obama puppet with Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid holding the strings.

Dave, he picked the NCAA champs correctly.....

wise man.

"I will not respond to every illiterate buffoon that diverts his attention from Fox News."

You will not respond because you cannot respond.

Divert the argument by insulting my literacy.
That was a strong play.
You have absolutely nothing and you know it. You better stick to writing about simpler matters like gummy lights, 911 conspiracy theories, and psychics.

Your literary skills will never make up for your strong lack of common sence, or your inherited erectile disfuntion.

Disfuntion?

Dave....there is *always* fun when there is the word erectile around!!!

(and yes, I get the joke of inherited erectile dysfunction. because if it was inherited, how did he come to be?)

Jellio, what Dave is saying is...
Welcome back--now I must haze you.
And go easy on him--he just lost his buddy Angus recently....lashing out at us liberals is one of his coping mechanisms....

Yes S.O. he did pick the NCAA Champs, along with anyone else who picked the top seeded team.

I wonder though if he should require North Carolina to give half of their Championship trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as North Carolina. I mean Cal State Northridge are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NCAA as North Carolina and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a NCAA championship trophy as well.

Just a thought.

Sorry S.O. I'm not used to spelling Dysfunction.

The birth of Jellio could have only come through the likes of electro ejaculation.

Yes, I stand by "inherited erectile disfuntion."

Dave, Louisville was actually the top seed to go into the Tourney...UNC was the top pick in their region.

We have enough championship titles to share with the less fortunate...

We also have enough Final Four, Elite 8, Sweet Sixteen, and Tournament appearances to share with all....

And he picked them because he played them---got to see what it was like to go up against them when they were going easy on him...

I love when you're all riled up...makes for some fun reading....

Okay Dave, you had your fun. Let's leave Jellio alone. Welcome back.

JW

Well, Damn.
S.O. -
Perhaps your assumption that I am "lashing out at a liberal as one of my coping mechanisms...." is right.
I think it is safe to assume that my lashing out makes you horny. I also think that it is safe to assume that it also makes Baierman horny.

Johnny (If this really is Johnny)-
Once again you have given reason to doubt your actual presence as a returned YBNBY writer. I mean, now you are all peaceable and manloving. I can't even get a "Dammit Dave" out of you anymore.

Jellio (If this really is Jellio)-
I'm kind of wondering if the Scaramouche (that's right there is an e on the end of it) is the writer behind your comeback. I mean, I specifically targeted you because I thought for sure that I could at least get an angry Italian (I assume that you are Italian, maybe I'm wrong) to fight with me. I mean, I didn't even get a fight with the erectile dysfunction comment. Perhaps my assumption that you are Italian is wrong. Insulting the sexual function of an Italian is right below insulting their mother and right above insulting the Pope. I didn't mean it in any personal way, just a provacation.

At any rate, I never leave a baited comment without a smile on my face. Never take it personal if I bash you. It's all in good fun and it usually means that I think highly of you. I really enjoy a good argument because I think it makes both parties think about their position and why they hold it.

Truth be told Jellio, I was happy to see that you came back to YBNBY. (If it really is you).

Sorry for being an ass. I'm only an ass to those I love.

So, Jellio, in the besst brokin english that i can muster up

i luv you Jellio... like a fat kid loves cake.

I am not a buffoon. I am not a buffoon. I am not a buffoon.

Ahhhh.

You're also not illiterate, Tim.

Dave, two things....are you sorry you love us?

And...since you doubt everyone's veracity, yet have been gone many times yourself, maybe we (and you) should be asking if you are *really* you?

Please, Jellio--lowercase s and o--no need to be so formal, it will go to my head....

Big ups to Yellow Submarine. One of the all time best movies to watch when under chemical influence. It's good sober too.

Last time I got this feeling was after I went to a Yankees-Red Sox game that had a great brawl in it. Shortly thereafter, I caught a glimpse of Jeter and Nomar making out in a pub.

Things are never what they seem.

Who was pitching?

It was the damndest thing; they took turns pitching and catching.

When they started 'fielding', I got the hell outta there.

I can't talk about this anymore. I'm too upset.

for Baierman, of course.

"electro ejaculation"

That reminds me, where the hell is Alex?