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Homeless Frank On Miss California
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Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got a hot dog and a can of pork and beans. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.

Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about Miss California and her recent answer to the question of gay marriage.

Them uppity chicks who always say they don't want to do it in the butt confuse the shit outta me.

Like I saw that Miss California all freaked out, waving her arms and gnashing her teeth when that guy, President Hitler, asked her about doing it in the butt. She was all like "no, no, no, can't do it in the butt...must not do it in the butt."

Fuckin' stupid. Not like that Hitler guy was saying he was wanting to do her in the butt. It was a hypothetical butt doing. In those kinda situations the best thing is just to play along. Tell guys what they want to hear. "Of course I want to do it in the butt. I think that's poking me in the rear end is just a fucking swell idea President Hitler."

But nopers, she got all fucking uppity and shook her head like he was asking her to suck on a dead cat. Fucking stupid ass bitch. Now she's all crying and saying she'd do it in the butt if they would give her a crown. Too late for crying over spilt butt doing if you ask me.

Fuck, if I knew there were handing out crowns for doing it in the butt, I'd be the first one on the block with my legs spread and ass pointed up to Saint Peter. Them crowns look like they get a fair chunk of change down at Larry Pawn on Bleeker.

Ten minutes of pain will buy you a whole lot of drinking pleasure to forget about it later.

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4 Comments

So Frank will gladly give in to an Olde English in trade for a Colt 45, eh?

said Tim on April 22, 2009 1:43 PM.

I can honestly say it has been awhile since I "actually" laughed out loud....but, this shit got me!!! I am glad no one was around to ask me what I was laughing at.

said EffenIdontcare on April 22, 2009 7:37 PM.

That was really great...
Frank, I'll send you the finest cachaca I can find here... You deserve. "ass pointed up to Saint Peter" made me laugh a lot.

said Leonardo Carvalho on April 23, 2009 9:10 AM.

"Too late for crying over spilt butt doing"

My god, that WILL be a line in one of my songs someday soon.

said LostInDaJungle on April 23, 2009 10:11 AM.
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