Like I saw that Miss California all freaked out, waving her arms and gnashing her teeth when that guy, President Hitler, asked her about doing it in the butt. She was all like "no, no, no, can't do it in the butt...must not do it in the butt."

Fuckin' stupid. Not like that Hitler guy was saying he was wanting to do her in the butt. It was a hypothetical butt doing. In those kinda situations the best thing is just to play along. Tell guys what they want to hear. "Of course I want to do it in the butt. I think that's poking me in the rear end is just a fucking swell idea President Hitler."

But nopers, she got all fucking uppity and shook her head like he was asking her to suck on a dead cat. Fucking stupid ass bitch. Now she's all crying and saying she'd do it in the butt if they would give her a crown. Too late for crying over spilt butt doing if you ask me.

Fuck, if I knew there were handing out crowns for doing it in the butt, I'd be the first one on the block with my legs spread and ass pointed up to Saint Peter. Them crowns look like they get a fair chunk of change down at Larry Pawn on Bleeker.

Ten minutes of pain will buy you a whole lot of drinking pleasure to forget about it later.