Editor's Note - Homeless Frank lives in front of the building where I work. I pay him food in return for blog entries. For this one he got some Easy Mac and a fifth of something called 'Bronx Finest Brew'. I've corrected spelling and grammar; all thoughts belong to Frank.
Today Homeless Frank shares his thoughts about his name being used in a recently released 'viral' video.
Razen showed me that video everybody's been linking to. That's bullshit man. Ain't me. That some downtown bullshit hipster pretending to be me .
You motherfuckers can't channel the Frank. You can't bring the pain I've been living in for the past 50 goddamn years and force it down into some 2 minute bullshit video. You ain't got the gumption.
That guy don't even have the face hair I got. Some peach fuzz like a fucking shaved pussy. I'd like to meet that guy. I'd piss all over him. Say I'm doing for his role. YOU GOTTA HAVE THE FRANK STINK BITCH!
Fucking around with some goddamn laptop. LIke I got a goddamn free second in the motherfucking day to be looking around on some goddamn computer and playing grabass with imaginary friends that will leave me at the drop of a hat.
You wanna know what I really do? I scavenge in trashcans for food that ain't too covered in street juice to chew on. I put things in my mouth you can't even imagine. I GOT DUMPSTER POWER MOTHERFUCKERS!
You sit in your little cubicles and think that Frank is here to entertain you? I gonna climb up that fire escape and put my goddamn smelly sore covered foot straight up your ass and follow through with my one front tooth taking a bite out of your flabby ass cheek.
MOTHERFUCKERS, THE FRANK JUDGMENT DAY IS HERE, FEAR MY ANGER
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Is it not possible there's more than one homeless person called Frank? although i'm not sure i'm brave enough to tell Frank for fear he may use his dumpster power on me :/
Um, didn't Homeless Frank DIE right around the holidays last year?
Let the magic take you away, Maniak!