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Former Astronaut Insists UFO's Are Real
MeierUFO.gifFormer NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell went on the record this week on the subject of extra-terrestrial life. Adamantly on the record. He has spoken on the subject before, but this time he was speaking to the National Press Club.

Mitchell spoke about the alleged UFO crash outside of Roswell New Mexico in 1947 and said that there has been Government involvement in covering up that and other incidents.

Mitchell said:
Our destiny, in my opinion, and we might as well get started with it, is [to] become a part of the planetary community. ... We should be ready to reach out beyond our planet and beyond our solar system to find out what is really going on out there.

The universe that we live in is much more wondrous, exciting, complex and far-reaching than we were ever able to know up to this point in time.

A NASA spokesperson immediately refuted Mitchell's assertions and Fox Mulder petitioned the Government for more details under the Freedom of Information Act.

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"Our destiny, in my opinion, and we might as well get started with it, is [to] become a part of the planetary community"

I like Martians as much as the next guy but would you want your sister to marry one?

said E on April 21, 2009 6:03 PM.

How are we supposed to "Join the planetary community" when we can barely open our front door? I cringe at the though of Aliens that can travel light years in minutes coming down here and trying to "hang" with a bunch of retarded bipeds. The interaction would probably be on a par with me and my dog. "Oh, isn't that cute, it's almost like he can understand me....."

If there really are Aliens, they would mostly be interested in stealing our raw materials and compacting us down into protein blocks. I for one say screw the planetary community. I am however willing to feed them Glen Beck if it will sate their lust for human meat.

said LostInDaJungle on April 22, 2009 10:13 AM.

E,

There's no room for discrimination here at YBNBY. You take that shit elsewhere, buddy.

said Tim on April 22, 2009 10:59 AM.

Just remember that the Indians also thought that there was intelligent life out there and waited for the day it would make contact. How did that work out for them?

Tim, you are one funny Monkey.

said LostInDaJungle on April 22, 2009 11:43 AM.

I want there to be a remake of "Look Who's Coming To Dinner" but instead of the daughter bringing home a black fiancee, he's a little grey alien.

Think of Dennis Quaid as the father overcoming intergalactic prejudices and embracing the alien son-in-law. "And the Oscar goes to..."

said Johnny Wright on April 22, 2009 12:03 PM.

He was married to Meg Ryan...and looking at her now, I'm thinking that he's had experience with aliens already...

(sorry--I loved her in the 80s, but then she had to re-do her entire face with Michelle Pfiefer's plastic surgeon....)

said sarcastic one on April 22, 2009 12:29 PM.

Wow, after doing some more looking around, he's quite the kookball. He believes that his Kidney Cancer was healed via remote healing.

But then, he's also a Mason... Inducted into the DeMolay HOF even. If anyone should be able to penetrate the secrets of the Illuminati, it should be him. Heck, the conspiracy theorist inside of me says that he is part of their Disinformation arm... He floats these crazy theories meant to distract you from what's really going on. And we all know what's really going on is shapeshifting lizards parading around as humans.

http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/

Maybe that explains Meg Ryan too. It wasn't plastic surgery, she was molting!

said LostInDaJungle on April 22, 2009 1:17 PM.

Ah, David Icke. Unintentional comedy at it's finest. Head to YouTube and see his "theories" friends. You won't be sorry. The Queen is a shapeshifting reptile and Icke himself is the son of God.

said Johnny Wright on April 22, 2009 1:23 PM.
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