Yup, that's what the marketing folks named this toy.
While I get the association with the Predator movies, but a toy for pedophiles in training. Umm...
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What's even more creepy is that they are "out of stock."
Oh yeah.
And why are they categorized for Purim?
Are Jews the target audience.
Leftover Halloween merchandise...
Purim = costume holiday = opportunity to clear out the warehouse
JW, I was going to say exactly that...
And what a hell of a bad name for a toy...
If only child predators' hands actually looked like this, they'd probably have alot less victims.
What a strange product.
Stranger still is the fact that Baier just happened to come across them....
Fark.
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Ebaum's World
Damn, there go most of my secrets...
I wonder how many ex-Fark people we have here?
Holla! Though I still dig it some.
These are from the MOVIE "Predator" (The alien hunter that fights Arnold Schwartzneggar in Part 1 and also appears in about 3 sequels including the aliens from the ALIENS series). A little research would have made that clear because it is also sold as a set with the mask.
And here we are!
Late by 1 n 1/2 year here comes the Obviousity Police to spoil the joke...
Damn, and I thought it was really child predator's hands and not child's predator hands.
Are you really really sure it's about a movie? Man, I've never heard about Schwarzo fighting against Aliens... Is it about illegal immigration in California??
Wait, the movie "Predator" was about paedophiles? I thought it was set in the jungle - is it about jungle-based paedophiles preying on village innocents? Like that kid Mowgli? Is the mask of the paedophile predator or the Mowgli prey? I'm very confused.
Damn... and the plot thickens...
So the Jungle Book wasn't about a zoophile kid, it was about illegal immigrants who live in the jungle chasing little boys???
Oh man, my shrink will work hard for my money this week....
Goonies was all about kids desperately searching for One Eye Willy.
Wha?