(via Bits and Pieces)
When Joseph applied for the janitor's job at the Palm Beach Polo Club, he never realized he's also be mucking out the horses.
Scara...boo. I was hoping that the first line wouldn't be that horrible.
My contribution: "Ivan took his pregnant wife too literally when she stated that she was so hungry she could eat a horse"
In Russia, horse rides man.
If leading this thing to the pond is this difficult, imagine how getting him to drink will be.
-Lizard
Heavens to Betsy!
Oh, I haven't got time to go to no stonin'. He's not well again.
Mongo, is that you?
Throughout the countryside, European farmers are in training for the Polish Derby.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.....unless the horse is the famous Mr. Dead
A trojan-horse virus is handled quite differently in the uncivilized world.
Ever since the YBNBY Pillowfight Club purchased land and set up headquarters, the adjacent Keanu Reeves' Stud Farm has incurred some heavy losses.
Talk about hauling ass...
..and the african american folk thought they had it rough pickin cotton.
Instead of "there's a blue bird on my shoulder" Ivan sings his own version.....
Haulin Ass! Excellent one Alex P. Keaton!
(backstory--the horse's name is Sunshine)
"Hmmm...somehow, Sunshine on my shoulder does *not* make me happy..."
Tim! I just saw your last caption! Best. Caption. Ever.
I am to please.
Oops! Faux pas ... I AIM to please.
Although the other works as well.
Ok, now I've shown you how to do, it's my turn to ride...
...and the man you rode in on!
Winner of the 2006 Olympic Horse Relay: Oleg Kubachevski
In soviet Russia horse rides man!
hmmm...where did I see that before?
it's like the funniest thing I've read all year!
In Mother Russia, horse rides man.
hehe....
Gad, Pippi Longstockings hasn't hit her 70's gracefully, has she?
When Joseph applied for the janitor's job at the Palm Beach Polo Club, he never realized he's also be mucking out the horses.
Scara...boo. I was hoping that the first line wouldn't be that horrible.
My contribution:
"Ivan took his pregnant wife too literally when she stated that she was so hungry she could eat a horse"
In Russia, horse rides man.
If leading this thing to the pond is this difficult, imagine how getting him to drink will be.
-Lizard
Heavens to Betsy!
Oh, I haven't got time to go to no stonin'. He's not well again.
Mongo, is that you?
Throughout the countryside, European farmers are in training for the Polish Derby.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course.....unless the horse is the famous Mr. Dead
A trojan-horse virus is handled quite differently in the uncivilized world.
Ever since the YBNBY Pillowfight Club purchased land and set up headquarters, the adjacent Keanu Reeves' Stud Farm has incurred some heavy losses.
Talk about hauling ass...
..and the african american folk thought they had it rough pickin cotton.
Instead of "there's a blue bird on my shoulder" Ivan sings his own version.....
Haulin Ass! Excellent one Alex P. Keaton!
(backstory--the horse's name is Sunshine)
"Hmmm...somehow, Sunshine on my shoulder does *not* make me happy..."
Tim! I just saw your last caption! Best. Caption. Ever.
I am to please.
Oops! Faux pas ... I AIM to please.
Although the other works as well.
Ok, now I've shown you how to do, it's my turn to ride...
...and the man you rode in on!
Winner of the 2006 Olympic Horse Relay: Oleg Kubachevski
In soviet Russia horse rides man!
hmmm...where did I see that before?
it's like the funniest thing I've read all year!
In Mother Russia, horse rides man.
hehe....
Gad, Pippi Longstockings hasn't hit her 70's gracefully, has she?