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"I said show me the cash, not ass."
'They tried nude day at the local walmart too. Trust me, it didn't look like this.'
"Where's your wallet?"
See, i knew you weren't a real blond.
Ok girls, but where the hell will you take your money from??? Don't come telling you will crap money to pay me!
The locals always knew when Motley Crue was playing in town.
Dressing rooms? We don't need no stinkin' dressing rooms!
"we're doing our part to stimulate the economy!"
"No.. we don't need a bag."
Ha. Good one JJ.
Okay that's all our clothes old lady...Pay up!
Just as Juan expected, the ladies turned out in droves to let him know there was no way he would sell any lingerie at Lesbian Nudefest 2009.
- We're looking for directions to the nudist hotel, in Black Forest - Freudenstadt.
- It's not built yet, fraulein...
- Oh hell... we haven't brought any clothes. What shall we do now?
- I can host you at my house, if you want... *wink* *wink*
'God bless the barter system.'
A master of disguise, Dave always knew how to attract the ladies.
The YBNBY undercover reporting team of Sarcky and Vicky showed up in Rio this week to expose Leo's real line of work.
Tim, you rascal.
Who of the girls told you? They promised to keep secret...
Uh, and by the way, my employee Ronaldo, this guy on the picture, is asking me to send a huge load of hugs and kisses to the girls. He said that never something will beat the experience of watching them pillowfight in the trampoline.
Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert took a break from filming Splash II Return to New York.
Ma'am, we think it is indecent for you to be selling ladies' underthings in public.
.....and, "Do you have a dressing area so we can try these on?"
I get a weird disconnect reading these captions one after another because no one can figure out whether the vendor is male or female. Not that anyone is looking at him/her.
We're looking for something sexy in pink. Take a look at the color of her areolas... it's just that shade.
No Shirt
No Shoes
Hellz Yes
I gotta fix the first post... Brilliant idea E, but in my worthless opinion it would be better as..
"I said show me the cash, not show me your gash."
Miss C., I do believe the vendor is a she. Although looking flat, the volume under her shirt looks more like boobs than muscular chest...
Just a wild guess.
Or maybe I know her... (((NOT THAT WAY)))
After 18 years of picking their dirty clothes off the floor Mama Wabash follows through on her threat to sell her daughters clothes on the street.
or:
With unemployment at it's highest level in 30 years Sue and Betty must resort to looking for work as mannequins to street vendors.
Prior to each competition, Misty May and Kerri Walsh like to release a few publicity photos in order to make the judging a little stiffer.
That'll be 200 bucks each, and ladies, I guarantee each outfit is made from the same kind of cloth once used by an emperor!