Thought bubble over Prince Philip's head: Where is Prince Harry? I must tell him we've got real live negroes in the Palace!!

Say young man... Aren't you that guy from the Spider Man's comic?

President Obama and the First Lady enjoyed their visit at Madame Tussaud's wax museum.

Last time I met the Queen I farted and blamed it on her. She's a hoot. Great sense of humor that lady.

'Honey, that ain't Prince. Why do they keep calling him Prince? Definitely not Prince.'

Say Barry, how the hell do you expect me, with these centennial and tired eyes, to watch something in such a small screen? Couldn't you bring me an 42" LCD TV?

"The Queen was deeply moved by President Obama's gift - Best of the 80's DVD set (Costco $20). That he knew her deep affection for Gymkata was a testament to his consideration and thoughtfulness."

Mandigo II - Elizabethan Boogaloo.

Lets see... You are Negro, Muslim and still they voted for you to president of the USA... Oh dear, I thought I would never live to see such thing...

Barry:

Uh yes queen, I'd uh, really, uh, like to show you my stimulus package, uh baby......

Dammit Bill Clinton, quit screwing with my teleprompter!

From the diary of Barry Soetoro: "Dear diary, today I've met the eldest woman in the planet. And I think her diaper was in need of a CHANGE."

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Yes Queen, Michelle and I would like to present you with this American made, 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45 malt liquor, wrapped in a brown paper sack. For you Prince, we have selected a package of the finest Phillies Blunt cigars that money can buy.

The Queen's getting up there a bit. When Obama asked to see her ID she handed him a rock.

BMan. Now I got the song in my head. "Wa hey we movin on up!"
Do they have April Fool's day in England? Wonder how the hand buzzer schtick went over with QE.

Yes your highness if you buy the Chevy Tahoe I give you my personal guarantee that we, the US government will back the warranty.

I notice the Prince has kind a wide stance. Maybe Obama can introduce him to Larry Craig.

It's a shame Richard Pryor isn't alive to see this.

"... Furthermore, fuck soccer. I don't care what anyone says, that shit is booring. BTW, did you see how my bracket was looking. The hotness! Slap me some skin!"

QE: "Hey, I loved your last film..."
BO: "Film? What film?"
QE: "That one that you are a tiny little pilot of an natural size robot/ship/whatever looking like you.. how's the film's name again??? Uh! Yeah... Meet Dave."
BO: "But, your majesty, I'm not..."
QE: "Don't be shy, little man... I think I could use a little of your 'Boomerang' action..." *wink* *wink*

"Young man I most certainly do not 'Twitter'! In-deed!"

Prince Phillip: So Michelle, what's like to have a hubby who runs the country AND has an enormous cock?

It's a shame Ray Charles isn't alive to see this.

"Oooh Girl. You know dat's right. Dat's what I'm talking about."

"Uh, yes dear, now that you've explained it, I rather suppose I am the HBIC."

"I know some say they all look the same, but up close, you really do see the resemblance to Dick Cheney."

or

"Capitol knockers on the female."

"Oh no she di-int!"

This would be funnier if Obama was married to MoNique.

Yeah queen, my game of cricket is like watching the Special Olympics.

Yes your magesty, I'd like to present you with this IPod that I found on airforce one. I downloaded a shit load of Chamillionaire and Dre for your ass.

APRIL FOOLS BITCH!

So uh Queen, afterwards I was wondering uh, if you could give me a little secret service.....

Dammit Bill!

"Hoo pink dress and de pearl necklace? Yo go grrl! Go on with yo fine self! Show nuff, I believe I saw dat outfit in de new Me-dea movie. Mmm. Hmm. Sho did girlfrien."

Scara..hah!

Amazon.com Customers on How to Rent a Negro the book. "Now I understand black people so much better, I want to share the experience with all my friends."

Hey Hillary, tell me how my ass tastes.

'Was that shit about Prince Albert true? That's some messed up stuff. Y'all a freaky bunch. Lol.'

Hurry, shoot the picture before Prince Charles finds what room we're in.

In this week's most-anticipated ball play, the Washington Wizards visited the London Monarchs.

Tryouts for "Cocoon 3 - Harvesting the Queen" began in earnest earlier this week.

Shocked, but still polite: The Obama's spend a few moments backstage with Christina Aguilera between wardrobe changes as Kirk Douglas wanders in and looks on ...

Worst key party ever.

Phillip and Barack smile as they admire the impressive pearl necklaces they gave their wives...

Must not touch queen....

OK cameras off?
We going to show this oompa loompa crumpet eatin' bitch a lesson in Alien Hand Syndrome.