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Britney Can't Lip Sync When It's Smokey
Chain smoking Britney Spears gave a dance recital, er ... "concert" in Vancouver last night. A few lip synced tunes in, the show was halted because it was too smokey around the stage. This made it "unsafe."

Brit came back after the smoke had cleared and soldiered on. Bless her heart. What a trooper! Then she gave a farewell message to the duped crowd who paid $65 bucks for a Britney tank top.



Didn't catch it? She says "Drive safe, don't smoke weed, and rock out with your c%cks out. Peace motherf%uckers!"

Stay classy Vancouver!

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Leave Brittney Alone! Leave Brittney alone!

Seriously folks, that Crocker kid was right - if leave her alone and maybe she'll just go the fuck away.

said Baierman on April 9, 2009 10:19 AM.

This reminds me of that movie Idiocracy. The fake show, the big round tit stage and especially the public service message farewell.
Who buys this shit?

said Chad on April 9, 2009 10:55 AM.
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