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A-Rod Is Now "Bitch Tits"
arod_mirror.jpgFrom The Sports/Narcotics Desk...

The New York Daily News had reports today that Alex Rodriguez has been juicing himself since high school and well into his stint with the Yankees. Hardly a surprise. There was four people/dopes that bought his "I only took steroids for a two year window in Texas" nonsense. It was obviously bollocks.

While this is news, it's not the most interesting revelation in the piece. In 2003, when A-Rod came to the Bombers, his teammates started calling him "Bitch Tits." This happened, according the Daily News,
After he put on 15 pounds in the off-season and seemed to develop round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.

Fantastic. A-Rod developed some real hooters, there needed to be a new nickname. The moniker was a solid reference to our boy Meat Loaf's dramatic turn in Fight Club.

I can't wait to see the signs fans are holding up in Fenway when the Yanks visit Boston. So, from now on, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez should be referred to as Bitch Tits. Please note the change.

Thank you.

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14 Comments

What a 'maroon'. You know who handled this whole business right? Giambi. "Yes I did steroids. It was a mistake. My bad." Done and done. A-Roid and Clemens are never going to get past this.

said E on April 30, 2009 3:39 PM.

Never a truer statement, E. Anyone ask Giambi about steroids? Or Andy Pettite? Nope. Bitch Tits and Clemens will never be forgiven.

If Pete Rose admitted to gambling right off the bat and seemed remorseful, he'd be in the Hall of Fame. Coming clean 14 years after the fact to sell books didn't work. He'll never be forgiven either.

said Johnny Wright on April 30, 2009 3:52 PM.

I still like A-Roid

said Baierman on April 30, 2009 3:56 PM.

I'd vote against Pete Rose just because of the Moe Howard haircut.

said Tim on April 30, 2009 4:02 PM.

What about A-Cup??

said Dave on April 30, 2009 4:54 PM.

Good one Dave.

said E on April 30, 2009 5:09 PM.

I do like it Dave. But those sweater puppies are bigger than A cups. Bitch Tits may need to wear a Manzier. Or is it The Bro?

said Johnny Wright on April 30, 2009 5:33 PM.

Actually, come to think about it, "Sweater Puppies" is a pretty good nickname.

said Johnny Wright on April 30, 2009 5:37 PM.

Sweater puppies is pretty good

Snack Trayrod might work.

"Bitch Tits" is nice because when you yell it, even the old ladies know what you are talking about.

I kind of like Bologna Tits, but that doesn't really emphasize the gynocomastia.


said Dave on April 30, 2009 6:38 PM.

The picture shows him kissing a dude so, Gay-Roid would work too. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

said E on April 30, 2009 7:01 PM.

E, he's actually kissing himself in the mirror. It was for an article in Details magazine last month. He's freaking clueless.

http://men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_8397

JW

said Johnny Wright on April 30, 2009 9:04 PM.

Technically that makes it more homosexual (nttawwt). He was probably feeling his own boobs up later.

said E on April 30, 2009 9:54 PM.

Good thing me and my icon have long hair or people would mistake my profile for his...

said sarcastic one on April 30, 2009 10:08 PM.

Who the hell reads details anymore anyway? What is this, 1996?

said E on April 30, 2009 10:13 PM.
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