From The Sports/Narcotics Desk...The New York Daily News had reports today that Alex Rodriguez has been juicing himself since high school and well into his stint with the Yankees. Hardly a surprise. There was four people/dopes that bought his "I only took steroids for a two year window in Texas" nonsense. It was obviously bollocks.
While this is news, it's not the most interesting revelation in the piece. In 2003, when A-Rod came to the Bombers, his teammates started calling him "Bitch Tits." This happened, according the Daily News,
After he put on 15 pounds in the off-season and seemed to develop round pectorals, a condition called gynecomastia that can be caused by anabolic steroids.
Fantastic. A-Rod developed some real hooters, there needed to be a new nickname. The moniker was a solid reference to our boy Meat Loaf's dramatic turn in Fight Club.
I can't wait to see the signs fans are holding up in Fenway when the Yanks visit Boston. So, from now on, Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez should be referred to as Bitch Tits. Please note the change.
Thank you.
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What a 'maroon'. You know who handled this whole business right? Giambi. "Yes I did steroids. It was a mistake. My bad." Done and done. A-Roid and Clemens are never going to get past this.
Never a truer statement, E. Anyone ask Giambi about steroids? Or Andy Pettite? Nope. Bitch Tits and Clemens will never be forgiven.
If Pete Rose admitted to gambling right off the bat and seemed remorseful, he'd be in the Hall of Fame. Coming clean 14 years after the fact to sell books didn't work. He'll never be forgiven either.
I still like A-Roid
I'd vote against Pete Rose just because of the Moe Howard haircut.
What about A-Cup??
Good one Dave.
I do like it Dave. But those sweater puppies are bigger than A cups. Bitch Tits may need to wear a Manzier. Or is it The Bro?
Actually, come to think about it, "Sweater Puppies" is a pretty good nickname.
Sweater puppies is pretty good
Snack Trayrod might work.
"Bitch Tits" is nice because when you yell it, even the old ladies know what you are talking about.
I kind of like Bologna Tits, but that doesn't really emphasize the gynocomastia.
The picture shows him kissing a dude so, Gay-Roid would work too. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
E, he's actually kissing himself in the mirror. It was for an article in Details magazine last month. He's freaking clueless.
http://men.style.com/details/features/landing?id=content_8397
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Technically that makes it more homosexual (nttawwt). He was probably feeling his own boobs up later.
Good thing me and my icon have long hair or people would mistake my profile for his...
Who the hell reads details anymore anyway? What is this, 1996?