Cheap, explosive, and unreliable. That's how I'd categorize most of my relationships with women. The same terms could be applied to bottle rockets, which have given double the excitement any of the ex-Miss Echowoods have. In high school, we'd launch them out of my car's sunroof ... while I was driving. We'd attach various bugs and creatures to them, with the understanding that all organisms really want a fast and violent death. But no creature is more amusing than the human, especially when it comes to accidents at the fiery hands of bottle rockets. (Accidents is used lightly here. Perhaps "incidents of stupidity" would have been better.)
10. Here's an idea, let's try to dodge a bottle rocket.
9. And I quote, "this is so illegal, it's awesome."
8. So that's what burning hair smells like.
7. 7,632 bottle rockets, 1 can
6. He deserved this.
5. No list would be complete without the bottle-rocket out of the ass video.
4. And for the men in the audience...
3. The best part of this one might be the father yelling at the kid.
2. This isn't a bottle rocket in the normal sense, but I thought it was worth including.
1. This one was rather impressive.
9. And I quote, "this is so illegal, it's awesome."
8. So that's what burning hair smells like.
7. 7,632 bottle rockets, 1 can
6. He deserved this.
5. No list would be complete without the bottle-rocket out of the ass video.
4. And for the men in the audience...
3. The best part of this one might be the father yelling at the kid.
2. This isn't a bottle rocket in the normal sense, but I thought it was worth including.
1. This one was rather impressive.
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for god's sake...detailed instructions on the 100,000 rocket display.