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{ March 23, 2009 }

The World According to Americans

Posted by Echowood

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The truly sad part is that there are people in the US that really think that way...

said Camdawgs on March 23, 2009 2:42 PM.

There are stoopid people everywhere, parochialism isn't a uniquely American trait.

said E on March 23, 2009 2:57 PM.

This map is very misleading. There is no Santa.

said Tim on March 23, 2009 3:10 PM.

Dang - we missed the opportunity to point out that the people who make our stuff are also communists. That's why Geography is so hard.

said Will on March 23, 2009 3:26 PM.

where is africa? oh wait... i get it

said a. price on March 23, 2009 4:07 PM.

Tim, I disagree--there is a Santa, and he brings me his package many, many times a year...

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 4:40 PM.

That's not Santa, you silly twit. That's the UPS guy!

said Tim on March 23, 2009 5:59 PM.

whatever....wears a uniform, brings me what I need, po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe...

the FH doesn't care what I call him during role playing as long as the transaction is completed...

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 6:03 PM.

Santa has actually moved in with the kangaroos on that map. And that large uninhabited area is actually populated with several caribou and one lonely indian named Pete.

said Sheriff Pablo on March 23, 2009 6:16 PM.

hmmm.....so you're saying that Santa is down under?

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 6:21 PM.

... and that's not FH in that uniform either. FH is voyeuring in the closet.

He suggests I bring the LSU cheerleader uniform next time. I assume that's OK with you ...

said Tim on March 23, 2009 6:24 PM.

Hey--whatever works for him and keeps him happy.

No LSU uniforms....even if we did beat them. Unless you plan on wearing it.

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 6:44 PM.

LSU Cheerleaders -
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/10/caption_competi_125.html

said E on March 23, 2009 7:16 PM.

E...I was trying to distance myself from that fiasco.....

damn archives and searchability...

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 7:21 PM.

He said I've never looked better and seemed more in character. Whatever floats your boat, man. As long as I'm on the inside looking out ...

said Tim on March 23, 2009 7:48 PM.

huh?

I feel like I'm having two conversations here....
no dressing up as a girl for my FH, I promise....

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 7:51 PM.

(by my FH)

said sarcastic one on March 23, 2009 11:56 PM.

He's watching, not dressing ... I don't ask questions.

said Tim on March 24, 2009 12:15 AM.

Oh yah I get it: America sucks. We are just so stupid and egocentric while the rest of the world is so enlightened. What racist rubbish.

said Dah Truth on March 24, 2009 1:12 AM.

this is funny because africa isn't even on here.

said ink drinker on March 24, 2009 1:50 AM.

It appears Miss Teen USA South Carolina and Sarah Palin have finally teamed up to make a difference.

said Chad on March 24, 2009 4:04 AM.

Dah, it's not racist if it's anti-American---we're hardly all the same race. Instead it would be ethnocentric rubbish.

ink, apparently whoever drew it is not a huge Bono fan or they would be more aware.

Tim....oh, so you're playing the cheerleader for a change....hmmm....

said sarcastic one on March 24, 2009 9:38 AM.

Dah Truth,
This map is made for Americans by Americans.
It's not racist.
It's like having your kid brother asking you to smell his finger.
You smell it and gag, he laughs hysterically and as the dust settles you realize he's an ass picker just like you. Just like all of us.
If we cant laugh at ourselves then how can we defend our values?

said Chad on March 24, 2009 9:45 AM.

Chad...when will you register with us?

said sarcastic one on March 24, 2009 9:53 AM.

You left out Ireland. Where great-grandpa, U2 and green beer come from.

said G on March 24, 2009 11:43 AM.

Sarcastic, I'm more of a "from the peanut gallery" punter myself.

Why? Does membership have its benefits?

said Chad on March 25, 2009 3:19 AM.

Chad, why thank you for asking. Yes, yes membership does have privileges.

You don't have to wait for one of our contradictors to approve your comments (they appear immediately!), and you are able to pose thought provoking questions to those hanging out in the forum--and answer other dumb questions posed by the L77 (such as the fluffly one about what your NCAA basketball tourney pick might be).

said sarcastic one on March 25, 2009 9:25 AM.

the only discrepancy is that most Americans have neglected to realize that Alaska is part of the US.

said amcsween91 on August 27, 2009 2:52 PM.

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