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The Honor Code [nsfw]

The University of Michigan has made an adjustment to its honor code.
Male students, please take note of it.

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"I was just washing my junk, I swear."

said E on March 31, 2009 7:21 PM.

"What's up with this conditioner. Hey, why you dudes laughing?"

said E on March 31, 2009 8:21 PM.

I wonder is this includes classrooms.

said Tim on March 31, 2009 9:09 PM.

Are they going to do DNA testing to weed out the semen perpetrators?

said CindylovesScara on March 31, 2009 9:09 PM.

Oops, sorry ... I was typing with one hand.

I wonder if this includes classrooms.

said Tim on March 31, 2009 9:10 PM.

Me too, Tim..

said CindylovesScara on March 31, 2009 9:30 PM.

I'm more concerned about how they found out about this problem.
The poor, poor plumbers.

said Baierman on March 31, 2009 9:42 PM.

So are co-eds allowed to masturbate in the showers? Is that why there are so many lesbian shower scenes in porn - it's all true?

I'm going with that hypothesis. Yes.

said E on March 31, 2009 9:42 PM.

What if the guy brings a condom in with him?

How much semen was being lost down the drains?

Why don't they hand out pamphlets on sperm donation with this info?

I have *so* many questions!!!!

said sarcastic one on March 31, 2009 9:50 PM.

Great set-up for a line..."honey, you have to shower with me--I could get kicked out of school for masturbating in there, but there's no rule that says you can't help me out...

This sounds like an April Fool's joke to me....

said sarcastic one on March 31, 2009 10:15 PM.

... but the pipes are able to handle the following:

- gallons of hairproduct rinsed from the hair of co-eds each day.
- chunks of dried sex rinsed from the bodies of co-eds returning from spring break.
- Chris Webber sweating out that non-existent timeout.
- the hairy remnants from the legs of Big Ten ladies after a long winter.
- the hairy remnants from the legs and chests of Big Ten metrosexuals.
- the special blend of blue paint and puke that can only be found in Ann Arbor when OSU (or Appalachian State) visits.

said Tim on March 31, 2009 10:36 PM.

It's funny and all but what strikes me is that we are so PC right now that a simple image that mentions semen is NSFW.

said etantao on March 31, 2009 10:39 PM.

Etantao,

If you don't mind me asking ... where do you work that it wouldn't bother you for your boss to walk by and see the words MASTURBATE and SEMEN emblazened across your monitor?

I think I need an application.

said Tim on March 31, 2009 10:48 PM.

Joe's Homeade Mayonaisse Stand?

said E on March 31, 2009 11:31 PM.

Yeah, Ent I hear you but like tim said, not all if us work in such excepting environments

said Baierman on April 1, 2009 7:56 AM.

As someone who runs his own business, I can confirm that there's nothing worse than coming into the office and finding semen smeared all over your employees' monitors.

said Scaramouch on April 1, 2009 10:05 AM.

Imagine being a female IT worker....hazmat suit was part of my career wardrobe.

said sarcastic one on April 1, 2009 10:22 AM.

lol.

well i am a draftsman, sometimes working in architects or engineer's offices and some times as an independent. Nowhere, from small to big offices, have i ever had problems from the things i do online (even on working hours). But my comment was more to the fact that it's just text not something like a frat guy actually jacking off.

said etantao on April 1, 2009 11:19 PM.

Etantao, I missed that YBNBY post...where was it?

inquiring minds want to know.....specifically, the lone remaining member of the PFC
(where the hell did Vicky and alex go?)
(did they find that post and not tell me?)

said sarcastic one on April 2, 2009 12:40 AM.

yeah sarcastic.... didn't get any of that.

said etantao on April 2, 2009 10:27 AM.

You mentioned a video of a frat boy jacking off...

the PillowFight Club girls would be interested in seeing that...(PFC, fellow members are alex and Vicky--who are both MIA lately)

said sarcastic one on April 2, 2009 10:53 AM.

ah! i see.

well remember that Google is your friend

said etantao on April 2, 2009 11:37 AM.

Oh no--Google is a stranger to me--any questions I have, I ask Jeeves.

And I would be way too embarassed to ask him to fetch that for me.

Although there is that new guy, lycos...

said sarcastic one on April 2, 2009 11:49 AM.

I'm no longer MIA, my dear fellow PFC member!

But I did sing at the grammys while I was MIA


(Yeah, go ahead say it, that was a groaner)

said Vicky on April 2, 2009 11:55 PM.
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