"I was just washing my junk, I swear."

"What's up with this conditioner. Hey, why you dudes laughing?"

I wonder is this includes classrooms.

Are they going to do DNA testing to weed out the semen perpetrators?

Oops, sorry ... I was typing with one hand.

I wonder if this includes classrooms.

Me too, Tim..

So are co-eds allowed to masturbate in the showers? Is that why there are so many lesbian shower scenes in porn - it's all true?

I'm going with that hypothesis. Yes.

What if the guy brings a condom in with him?

How much semen was being lost down the drains?

Why don't they hand out pamphlets on sperm donation with this info?

I have *so* many questions!!!!

Great set-up for a line..."honey, you have to shower with me--I could get kicked out of school for masturbating in there, but there's no rule that says you can't help me out...

This sounds like an April Fool's joke to me....

... but the pipes are able to handle the following:

- gallons of hairproduct rinsed from the hair of co-eds each day.
- chunks of dried sex rinsed from the bodies of co-eds returning from spring break.
- Chris Webber sweating out that non-existent timeout.
- the hairy remnants from the legs of Big Ten ladies after a long winter.
- the hairy remnants from the legs and chests of Big Ten metrosexuals.
- the special blend of blue paint and puke that can only be found in Ann Arbor when OSU (or Appalachian State) visits.

It's funny and all but what strikes me is that we are so PC right now that a simple image that mentions semen is NSFW.

Etantao,

If you don't mind me asking ... where do you work that it wouldn't bother you for your boss to walk by and see the words MASTURBATE and SEMEN emblazened across your monitor?

I think I need an application.

Joe's Homeade Mayonaisse Stand?

As someone who runs his own business, I can confirm that there's nothing worse than coming into the office and finding semen smeared all over your employees' monitors.

Imagine being a female IT worker....hazmat suit was part of my career wardrobe.

lol.

well i am a draftsman, sometimes working in architects or engineer's offices and some times as an independent. Nowhere, from small to big offices, have i ever had problems from the things i do online (even on working hours). But my comment was more to the fact that it's just text not something like a frat guy actually jacking off.

Etantao, I missed that YBNBY post...where was it?

inquiring minds want to know.....specifically, the lone remaining member of the PFC
(where the hell did Vicky and alex go?)
(did they find that post and not tell me?)

yeah sarcastic.... didn't get any of that.

You mentioned a video of a frat boy jacking off...

the PillowFight Club girls would be interested in seeing that...(PFC, fellow members are alex and Vicky--who are both MIA lately)

ah! i see.

well remember that Google is your friend

Oh no--Google is a stranger to me--any questions I have, I ask Jeeves.

And I would be way too embarassed to ask him to fetch that for me.

Although there is that new guy, lycos...

I'm no longer MIA, my dear fellow PFC member!

But I did sing at the grammys while I was MIA

(Yeah, go ahead say it, that was a groaner)