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How did one angry man get his revenge on the town that wronged him?
He watched The Road Warrior a bunch of times, put his welding skills to work and built this monstrous armor plated bulldozer.
Then it got crazy...


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As horrific as that is... there's a part of me that thinks, "cool."

When did this happen? Because if it was more than a week ago, I'm wondering why this hasn't been made into a cheesy made-for-TV movie?

said Chris on March 31, 2009 2:00 AM.

Dear Guy in the Bulldozer,
We here at Dolph Lundgren's Institute of All Things Crotch Grabbingly Awesome and Metal as Fuck are pleased to announce that your application for "HERO STATUS" has been received and accepted! Congratulations! You have now joined the ranks of some seriously epic dudes, such as-Robocop, that guy and Dunkin Donuts who calls me Buddy and hooks me up with free Munchkins, w1deawak3 and Johhny Cage! Now go forth and wreak havoc upon the doomed heads of your doomed foes!

said w1deawak3 on March 31, 2009 6:49 AM.

That was legendary, up until the point where he killed himself.
This uniquely American, massacre suicide trip isn't funny anymore.
It's piss weak but at least he died doing what he loved.

said Chad on March 31, 2009 8:16 AM.

Killdozer!! I remember this, it happened like seven years ago.

The man had Balls of solid iron though.

said Sheriff Pablo on March 31, 2009 8:40 AM.

He messed up a bunch of people's shit and then shot himself. Obviously never thought about things being insured.
If that's balls of iron then maybe we should erect a statue of those two crazy kids from Colorado.
This douche should only be remembered by his grieving mother.

said Chad on March 31, 2009 9:14 AM.

There was no way out, and it was douchbaggery to take out his frustrations that way. But I have to admire how well he thought out the implement of destruction was. This was no half-assed "run my car into something curl into the fetal position and cry in the McDonalds bags in the passenger footwell" type of thing. He was planning to make a stand and seemed to have thought out most of the angles.

I would have calmed down a bit and savored the moment. Why toast the engine? Nobody can stop you, go slow and watch the show. You've thought of everything so you have plenty of gas, and you should be watching the engine vitals to make sure you can use every drop.

Sheldon

said Stokessd on March 31, 2009 9:44 AM.

Truly disturbing moment. What kind of agony could a person be subjected to that would make him demonstrate such raw naked rage. And the shame of it all is that when the earth mover came on the scene, I mentally flashed on a Godzilla vs King Kong kind of moment.

said G on March 31, 2009 10:50 AM.

For such a well-planned implementation, I'm surprised he never added the old "park over the manhole cover and make your escape via network of tunnels" ruse.

said Scaramouch on March 31, 2009 12:27 PM.

Chad, I'm going to take issue with the "uniquely American" terminology that you chose to use.

If that's so, please explain the idiot who went on a stabbing spree in a Belgian day care in January.
Or the drug related murder rates in Vancouver.
Or the Chinese Canadian who sliced up his seatmate on the Greyhound bus.

Violence existed long before America did--we didn't invent it, we just have a larger population than many nations. And a national media who doesn't hide information from its citizens.
I would bet good money that China or Russia had psycho incidents that never saw the light of day.

People snap all of the time.

However, there is a tendency for the majority of the criminals in this type of incident to be male--because they don't have the support system around them to turn to when they get stressed that many females do, no matter what culture they hail from.
In the cases where a female is the culprit, she tends to suffer from post partum depression.

said sarcastic one on March 31, 2009 1:05 PM.

I hear you SO. Personally, I don't believe there exists such a thing as 'national character', people are individuals. I don't like it when people make generalization like 'we Americans are ' speak for yourself pal.

said E on March 31, 2009 2:30 PM.

It would have been better for Chad to say "predominantly american" because even though the US has about 4-5% of the world population it has about 30% of the people that go postal and run out on a killing spree. i also believe the US is number 1 in serial killers too (but not too sure about that one)


actually that was a unique crime AND in america ;)

said etantao on March 31, 2009 3:28 PM.

30% that go postal, or 30% reported that go postal?

because there are some nations in which that behavior is either attributed to the dictatorship in charge or the druglords that the government ignores.

just because it's drug/gang related or a mob hit doesn't necessarily clear a crime of being a serial murder--it's all how you and your media spin it.

said sarcastic one on March 31, 2009 3:35 PM.

S.O. I wasn't implying that violence is uniquely American.
The murder/suicide "look at me!" trip seems to occur quite often in the states and personally, I find it vain and pathetic.
But yeah, "uniquely" was a poor word choice.

said Chad on March 31, 2009 4:30 PM.
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