Monkey News! Busy week in the monkey world...
In Thailand, a fascist prick named Leilit Janchoom had a monkey slave named Brother Kwan. Life was hard for Brother Kwan. All day, and without proper financial/banana compensation, the poor little guy was forced to shimmy up trees and fetch coconuts. Slave-driving Janchoom then sold the coconuts on the street.
If Brother Kwan refused to work, he got a beating. I think the monkey was strapped to a tree and whipped or something.
Enough was enough. Brother Kwan saw an opening and freedom. He took one of the freshly picked coconuts, took careful aim, and beaned his master right on the, uh, coconut. Killed the bastard. Dead. Deceased. Janchoom is now an ex-monkey slave owner.
Brother Kwan is free. Justice, baby.
I sense a monkey uprising is coming. Brother Kwan is inspiring the oppressed simians.
Organ grinders, you've been warned...
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Right on. Kick ass Kwan.
Can you say Planet of The Apes?
Taylor, I was just thinking about it... And I think Tim has something to do with it.
Although he has no problems with the kind of whip he has been beaten with--I'm looking at you, PFC girls--he's somehow is sending messages to his simian friends who are being exploited, telling them to break the chains and start to gather to start a shit-throwing war against the human race. Or as they use to call us, the shaved chimps.
I've heard that in some remote African monkey villages they have succeeded building crap launching trebuchetes...
Now they're piling up shit, and slavering humans to get the work done.
I fell the smell of a world war in the air.
It's a monkey uprising Taylor!
JW
And so the cleansing begins.
Only the true-at-heart shall survive.
Johnny it is good to have you back.
That is if it really is you.
Come on Dave, who else would write about a monkey uprising? Of course it's me.
JW
That's what "The Man" would have us all think. I know if I were "The Man" and wanted to "be" Johnny, I would write monkey stories.
I need some proof that it truly is you.
A long time ago I had an "Irish" Turtle. What did I name him?????
If you don't remember that You have one more chance with something you would have to remember.
Once during a Royal Rumble Wrestling match, "Huber" flew across the room with a flying burrito and something broke sending glass everywhere.
What broke????