I, for one, welcome our new monkey overlords. It should come as no surprise with the years of mis-treatment we've given these creatures (for reference, please watch Monkey Trouble or Dunston Checks In), that monkeys would soon revolt. Hell, I'd be pissed too if I had to co-star in a Matt LeBlanc vehicle. But the revolution, which looks like it's starting in Connecticut of all places, has taken an interesting turn. According to this article from the BBC, Monkeys are now teaching their young to floss ... with human hair. So it's true, they see us as no more than targets for flung poo, and producers of pop-corn dislodgers.

Personally, I've never trusted them. But the second Johnson & Johnson comes out with banana flavored dental floss, I'm moving to my underground bunker.