Finally tonight, a run down of some of the places Jesus has been spotted.
A spoon, grilled cheese sandwich, potato chip, window, pancake, tree bark, cinnamon roll, toast, fish sticks,a cat, a moth, an ultrasound? In salsa, a telephone pole,a bucket of slop, a block of wood, a blank TV screen, the folds of a blanket, a waffle, in the clouds, a frying pan, a stick, a birth mark, a sandwich, a turtle shell, a rock, multiple cheetos (aka Cheesus) a french fry, a grape? and lets not forget, ice cream.
Clips from the nightly news. I share their skepticism.
Where have you seen Jesus? Or where do you suppose he'll be sighted next?
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I suppose that caption competition's lady is just seeing him...
I've spotted Jesus in the bottom of a beer glass... then I took the up to drink again and noticed that I had put it over a folder I had just got from a preacher in the street.
Where Jesus is:
http://www.cynical-c.com/?p=9458
"Is this a holy image or a bucket of filth?"
I laughed so hard I think I ruptured something!
Besides, I saw Jesus on the skytrain last week. Do you really think that Jesus could exist on a moth, on a piece of wood paneling, on the skytrain and embody a cheeto simultaneously?
Sigh...Such are the mysteries of Jesusness I suppose. Such are the mysteries of Jesusness.
Amen.