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"I wrecked my bar stool."
Bar Stool.jpgKile Wygle from Ohio -- yes, he spells his name "Kile" -- is the Doc Brown of his neighborhood. He's an inventor. A visionary. A crackpot.

Kile made himself a super-powered bar stool car. By welding Norm Peterson's chair of choice to a "Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine," Kile could zip around town at "up to 40 miles per hour."

Well, Kile took the bar stool car a little too literally. He was three sheets to the wind and took the beauty out for a spin. Then crashed it. The 5-O was called. When they arrived Kile slurred "I wrecked my bar stool." A sobriety test was administered. Kile flunked her. He was charged with a "DUI, driving with a suspended license," and being a Budweiser Real Man of Genius.

Here's to you Kile Wygle!

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Note the wheelie-bar at the back. Genius.

said Rudy on March 31, 2009 12:11 PM.

I saw that Rudy. It looks to me like the wheels from a Razor Scooter. Freaking genius.

said Johnny Wright on March 31, 2009 12:19 PM.

I can't find anything wrong with it. A beaut.

said Tim on March 31, 2009 12:38 PM.

40 mph? I'm guessing that's going straight. Cuz it looks like the second your turn the wheel you're on your ass.

I applaud the effort though.

said Baierman on March 31, 2009 12:44 PM.

He should have American Choppered it by spray painting it, throwing some flame cut-outs on it, customized the rims, etc....
right now it looks functional but could have been a real thing of beauty if the design was executed properly.

said sarcastic one on March 31, 2009 12:51 PM.

I imagine Kile driving this thing wearing a black half-helmet with a metal spike on the top.

said Johnny Wright on March 31, 2009 12:56 PM.

Funny, I was imagining Dave riding it 'cross the plains, amidst the buffalo, wearing a red, slightly-crooked baseball cap with a lasso in one hand and a Pearson Diamondback Bow System in the other.

Or something like that ... the details escape me.

said Tim on March 31, 2009 1:19 PM.

And here I thought I was the only one who was named 'Kile." Neat.

said Kile on March 31, 2009 2:12 PM.

You now have a legacy Kile. Get to the garage and build, my friend. Build.

said Johnny Wright on March 31, 2009 2:30 PM.

I believe it's hard to turn around with this 'vehicle' too... but how I'd like to make me something like this... genius...

SO, if I ever build one, I'll hire you to be my American Chopperistic consultant.

I was imagining Thomas riding one of these, collecting the road kills for dinner and then head back home to wank his legacy thinking about 'leomom'..

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 31, 2009 3:07 PM.
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