Kile Wygle from Ohio -- yes, he spells his name "Kile" -- is the Doc Brown of his neighborhood. He's an inventor. A visionary. A crackpot. Kile made himself a super-powered bar stool car. By welding Norm Peterson's chair of choice to a "Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine," Kile could zip around town at "up to 40 miles per hour."
Well, Kile took the bar stool car a little too literally. He was three sheets to the wind and took the beauty out for a spin. Then crashed it. The 5-O was called. When they arrived Kile slurred "I wrecked my bar stool." A sobriety test was administered. Kile flunked her. He was charged with a "DUI, driving with a suspended license," and being a Budweiser Real Man of Genius.
Here's to you Kile Wygle!
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Note the wheelie-bar at the back. Genius.
I saw that Rudy. It looks to me like the wheels from a Razor Scooter. Freaking genius.
I can't find anything wrong with it. A beaut.
40 mph? I'm guessing that's going straight. Cuz it looks like the second your turn the wheel you're on your ass.
I applaud the effort though.
He should have American Choppered it by spray painting it, throwing some flame cut-outs on it, customized the rims, etc....
right now it looks functional but could have been a real thing of beauty if the design was executed properly.
I imagine Kile driving this thing wearing a black half-helmet with a metal spike on the top.
Funny, I was imagining Dave riding it 'cross the plains, amidst the buffalo, wearing a red, slightly-crooked baseball cap with a lasso in one hand and a Pearson Diamondback Bow System in the other.
Or something like that ... the details escape me.
And here I thought I was the only one who was named 'Kile." Neat.
You now have a legacy Kile. Get to the garage and build, my friend. Build.
I believe it's hard to turn around with this 'vehicle' too... but how I'd like to make me something like this... genius...
SO, if I ever build one, I'll hire you to be my American Chopperistic consultant.
I was imagining Thomas riding one of these, collecting the road kills for dinner and then head back home to wank his legacy thinking about 'leomom'..