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How do you feel about Twitter?
Well Stewart's got a pretty strong opinion.

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Well gee, Stewart.. I am not the one that spent three minutes and 22 seconds ranting for YouTube about assholes like you!
What do you think about THAT??

said EffenIdontcare on March 15, 2009 12:10 AM.

Well, you can't have a twitter without a twit, so I think it's pretty aptly named.

(I've been waiting to use that one)

Twitter is pretty retarded, but I can't get myself all that worked up about it.

said TeaFizz on March 15, 2009 12:16 AM.

Honestly dude, you are entitled to your opinion.

But you just spent 3 minutes bitching about how addicted people are to technology and attention, while doing that VERY thing. Using technology and talking about how YOU feel about something.

Ding dong.

said inkster on March 15, 2009 5:56 AM.

I think he's doing it wrong. I have Twitter, but I don't follow annoying people.

said Miss Cellania on March 15, 2009 8:44 AM.

Inkster, I had the same thoughts as I watched this.
And perhaps this guy dislikes twitter because you can't properly rant in 140 characters. He needs 3 minutes.
There are see that prefer old, old technology to communicate (cell,email), some who like old technology (facebook, online video) & those on the cutting edge (twitter, telephone polls). Pick ur poison I guess.

said Baierman on March 15, 2009 9:43 AM.

I really should tweet this.

said pr9000 on March 15, 2009 10:38 AM.

Ps: how does one " fuck" twitter?

said Baierman on March 15, 2009 11:42 AM.

Well, you can start by buying it a drink.

Ba-Dum.

said Scaramouch on March 15, 2009 12:33 PM.

That guy needs to get laid.

next twitter update: @Stewart, go get laid. Immediately. If not sooner

said Vicky on March 15, 2009 12:55 PM.

Wow, Bairman, if cell phones and email are old, old technology, what does my perfumed stationery say about me?

said Miss Cellania on March 15, 2009 7:41 PM.

I figured it out.

He's not very good in bed...so his last girlfriend (aka his ex) was always on twitter instead of panting and sweating under the sheets with him.
Explains the bitterness--and Vicky nailed it right on the head.

or maybe he liked Skittles until they got involved with Twitter--he wants a little more mystery to his chewy fruit hard candy shell treats...

said sarcastic one on March 15, 2009 7:49 PM.

i fully agree, that was a great rant. had to be said. i hope everyone takes this to bed with them when they sleep...

said dan on March 16, 2009 12:07 AM.

You know there are two types of YouTube videos:
1.) Blatant copyright offenders and
2.) Attention whores posting rants like "my opinion matters more than yours because I have a web cam and all you can do is type!"

Oh, okay 3: Guys getting hit in their junk by various objects.

And no, I did not have sexual relations with that Fail Whale.


said Dan on March 16, 2009 10:34 AM.

Yawn...

said LostInDaJungle on March 16, 2009 12:20 PM.

You are goddamn right :)

said twitmyass on March 22, 2009 10:25 AM.

I loathe twitter.

said Sarah Palin on March 24, 2009 9:08 PM.

Sarah, I imagine there's lots of things you loathe.

said Baierman on March 25, 2009 10:12 AM.

Had to be said. Twitter is the ultimate bs of tech addicts. connected all the time.. WTF!

said Francisco on April 13, 2009 5:11 PM.

your right dude. just because we have the technology to constantly stay in touch with everyone, doesn't mean we should constantly be doing it. people shouldn't feel so obsessed as to what everyone is doing every second of everyday. hey everyone you know how the world used to communicate with people far away? if it was absolutely necessary we made a phone call. technology is a tool, not a toy.

said brian on April 26, 2009 2:40 AM.

Baierman, Twitter and you are perfect for eachother. Anyone who calls valuable tools like email and cell phones 'old,old' technology is the kind of person I'd cross a busy street to avoid. You're just so 'up' on the current trends and I'm sure you say things like, oh that's sooooo 3 months ago.....
Technodroid....

said Steve on May 14, 2009 8:59 AM.

Steve, you are absolutely right.
We will never bump into each other on the street as I make every effort to avoid those who don't understand sarcasm.

said Baierman on May 14, 2009 11:34 AM.

Sarcastic and an internet troll...you MUST be a hit with the ladies.

said Steve on May 15, 2009 6:34 PM.

Says the man who doesn't want to register yet feels compelled to comment on a humor website...

someone lost his way from CNBC's site...

anyone who doesn't like to use sarcasm isn't worthy of trust.

said sarcastic one on May 16, 2009 12:25 AM.

Thanks Steve.
You should stick around. I think you'd like it here at YBNBY

said Baierman on May 16, 2009 9:30 AM.

I can't believe this story is still getting comments. Mostly because this story is a rerun of something we posted over two years ago, that nobody seemed to pay attention to at the time:

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/bye_bye_twitter.html

said Scaramouch on May 17, 2009 11:25 AM.

Scara--you mean the story you wrote?

Don't complain...when someone does a search in yahoo for "fuck twitter", YBNBY comes up as the 4th result--which means that it is bringing new people to your site...

if you do a search for "bye bye twitter", YBNBY does not show up in the top ten.

ride Baier's coattails for the betterment of the site...

said sarcastic one on May 17, 2009 12:13 PM.

The guy who does this rant also linked to us from his youtube page.
I think that's where the comments are coming from.

said Baierman on May 17, 2009 12:40 PM.

This video is perfect in every way. I myself fucking HATE twitter and all the idiots who use it for the most stupid and pointless reasons. Thanks for posting this up because you just said what I have been saying to people ever since this stupid shit started.

said ptg on June 1, 2009 2:00 AM.

Twitter can kiss my dick. I had a twitter account for about a week, examined my life, and asked myself what the fuck was I doing? I then deleted my account. The only reason I decided to post here is because it happened to be the first hit on Google for "fuck twitter."

said Anon on June 3, 2009 2:02 AM.

Thanks Anon for the comment.
And Google, for indexing us so high!

said Baierman on June 3, 2009 12:10 PM.

Ahhh yes so true. You know that list of most annoying words of the year that comes out? Twitter and tweet will be on it. Stupid sheeple jumping on the band wagon with their cell phones while driving, Blahblahblah *CRASH* opps I just killed a mom and her 2 year old kid.
Gotta keep up with the Jones's, gotta go with every one else so I'm in the "IN" group. It's like a cast system, people give me weird looks when I tell them I don't even have a cell phone. So to hell with twitter, myspace, texting more then you should, etc. Just a bunch of sheeple.

said Sheeple on June 9, 2009 1:54 AM.

get a life. I dont know or care what twitter is. I dont care about facebook, myspace, or any other stupid website that keeps you "connected". What ever happened to making real friends and one night stands with random strangers? All this shit just makes it easier for people you may have banged to find you. I could crack an egg of knowledge on all you suckas. Remember, computers are for losers.

-S you in your A's. Dont wear a C and J all over your B's.

said Lui on June 20, 2009 3:22 PM.

ok first of all twitter is useful. but im sure all these ignorant people cant stand that because they are too incompetent to be able to comprehend how to use technology properly. Seconed twitter never A) askd for your opinion, because if they do generate money (which obviously do) their rich and dont give a flying fuck and B) who the fuck are you anyway to pass judgement on anything. On another note your pathetic rants make you look like imbecile, arrogant (its not like twitter is forcing you to join or even asking you too), and like an ostentatious douche. Unless you have the creditiantals to critic shit, your name is fuckin Donald Trump or you have the power to control what the fuck twitter does i would keep my mouth shut because at the end of the day your a regular Human being like everyone else and as the saying goes NOBODYS SHIT SMELLS LIKE ROSES!!!

said Stemoz on July 4, 2009 5:32 AM.

By the way people learn how to spell and use proper Vernacular it will make all you trashy people look like you have at least a shred of class

said Stemoz on July 4, 2009 5:36 AM.

Whoaaa Snap!

said E on July 4, 2009 7:00 PM.

You're all a bunch of idiots, Twitter is stupid and a waste of time.
Websites like Myspace and Twitter are garbage.
I bet 10 years from now you will all be 100 pounds overweight because all you do is sit in front of your stupid computer all day long.
I fully agree with the man that made this video, yes he did spent 3 minutes ranting and complaining, but COME ON PEOPLE! Who gives a shit about Twitter? What happened to good old-fashioned phone calls or however else people used to communicate before these bullshit internet fad websites??
WHO CARES!! Do something more meaningful with your life.

said Snooky Buggles on July 8, 2009 1:13 PM.

Hey "twitter" go to hell... Twitter.com (yes, the multiple massive spam (unsolicited commercial email) originated from the original twitter.com) spammed every single email address of my business starting with admin@ support@ etc. I will never consider such sites as "twatter" or "facebook" or other jokes and spammers like that. And ALWAYS the "invitation" comes from a person with an East Indian name.... nothing against East Indians, but clearly twitter, facebook etc. are acting as low life spammers. Boycott them.

said Phuqtwatt on September 20, 2009 11:55 AM.
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