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Elvis "Poem" Goes For 20 Large
ELVISPOEMXX.jpgThat hand-scrawled poem about killing a bird was written by The King himself. A bidder put up 20 grand to have the masterpiece for their very own.

It's like Keats. Just about smashing bird skulls and with more profanity.

No word on if the paper is smeared with fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwich, chicken grease, gravy and barbiturates.

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Shocking to know ai-yul-vess used potty language!!
Poem is variation of 60's H.S. sicko laugh-getter...birdy birdy in the snow/broke his wing and couldn't go/lured him to me with a crust of bread/then crushed in his G-D head.


said G on March 29, 2009 5:29 AM.
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