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{ March 9, 2009 }

Caption Competition

Posted by Miss Cellania

37 Comments

I have no idea what is going on here, so we may as well make stuff up. From Picture is Unrelated.

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37 Comments

... luckily the Imaginationland paramedics made it onto the scene in time...

said fubar42o on March 9, 2009 11:57 PM.

Britney is escorted from 2007 VMAs after suffering from paralyzing embarrassment.

said sarcastic one on March 9, 2009 11:59 PM.

Doctors had warned Marlene not to spin too fast on the dance floor until her butt implants had settled into place ...

said Tim on March 10, 2009 12:04 AM.

Even the Oompa-Loompa's knew that Violet Beauregarde had been juiced for the last time.

said Tim on March 10, 2009 12:11 AM.

Silly rabbits, her tricks were for kids!

said Tim on March 10, 2009 12:15 AM.

I don't care how much the art crowd loved it, The Brown Bunny was a stupid ass movie.

said E on March 10, 2009 12:15 AM.

This is why your mother told you to avoid those Furry conventions.

said E on March 10, 2009 12:16 AM.

Forget about it Oompa Loompa, it's China Town.

said E on March 10, 2009 12:18 AM.

Those anti-ecstasy ads are hitting a little close to home these days.

said E on March 10, 2009 12:19 AM.

Remind me not to do shrooms with these guys.

said E on March 10, 2009 12:21 AM.

Watchmen II, Furry Boogaloo.

said E on March 10, 2009 12:22 AM.

I can see the EMT's going home later:
"How was your day honey?"

said E on March 10, 2009 12:23 AM.

... and just like that, the Everlasting Gobstopper was no more.

said Tim on March 10, 2009 12:24 AM.

The Amy Winehouse 2016 World Tour made a stop at Neverland Ranch today.

said Tim on March 10, 2009 12:28 AM.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.

said Tim on March 10, 2009 12:33 AM.

Willy Wonka has really let himself go!!!

said j_smokey on March 10, 2009 12:35 AM.

Willy Wonka wasn't too happy that Dr. Frankenfurter had been moving in on his Oompa Loompa's, so he hired the bunnies to ice him.

said j_smokey on March 10, 2009 12:37 AM.

Taking fashion advice from Dr. Frankenfurter was not Willy's best decision.

said j_smokey on March 10, 2009 12:39 AM.

The Rabbits would gaze in disbelief as Ass-Tummy was loaded into KrishnAambulance only minutes after receiving it's community college diploma.

said pxlpig on March 10, 2009 2:20 AM.

All I got is WTF!?!?!?!?!?

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 8:10 AM.

Even tied to the stretcher, Britney can hold her drink.

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 8:13 AM.

Oompa, Loompa, Doompa dee doo
How horrible is the vision of you
Oompa, Loompa, Doompa dee pick
The butt in your belly is making me sick

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 8:20 AM.

The new film by Lil' Jim LLC Inc "Alice gets dirty in Wonkaland" has not ended up well...

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 8:23 AM.

There are no bunnies nor Oompa Loompas... They're all Britney's alcoholic illusions...

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 8:25 AM.

"Doctors had warned Marlene not to spin too fast on the dance floor until her butt implants had settled into place ..."

I've burnt my nostrils with hot coffee Tim... my bad... I forgot that rule #1 is mandatory on caption competitions...

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 8:28 AM.

Seeing Robin and Batman kissing was too much for Wonder Woman to handle.
While she had let herself go over the years, she till hoped to win back Batman.
Thankfully her trusty side kick Umpha was there to catch her fall, as The Wonder Twins (form of Rabbits) looked on sadly.

said Baierman on March 10, 2009 8:48 AM.

Oompa loompa do-duh -de-dass
put down that pie
or you grow another ass

said Friggan on March 10, 2009 10:38 AM.

- My breasts! MY BREASTS!!! Anyone seen my breasts?!

- His "How-Many-Oompa-Loompas-Can-Hop-On-My-Brand-New-Double-D's"-bet took a turn for the worse!

said Pundemic on March 10, 2009 10:43 AM.

I guess the Internet trumps HIPAA and patient privacy....

said sarcastic one on March 10, 2009 11:42 AM.

This is the last time I work the &*%$^#@ night shift!!!

said mekon12 on March 10, 2009 1:55 PM.

I wanna hump the tummy.

said jlbaily on March 10, 2009 4:43 PM.

That's how it all started, jlbaily...

said Leonardo Carvalho on March 10, 2009 4:45 PM.

Even the so-called "imaginary" people and animals still couldn't figure out what kind of a creature would have a butt where its stomach should be.

said Jill Harness on March 10, 2009 10:43 PM.

Upon learning the government refusal to bail out Wonka Candies Ltd. a despondent, over weight Willy Wonka attempted suicide by chocolate.

said brotherbox on March 11, 2009 1:17 AM.

Slowly but surely details about Johnny Wright's "sabbatical" start to materialize...

said Dan on March 11, 2009 10:29 PM.

Don't lay him face down! Don't lay him face down!

said Don't Swayze Bro on March 12, 2009 5:23 PM.

Wonka's candy was dandy but the liquor was quicker.

said G on March 21, 2009 1:08 PM.

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