How did one angry man get his revenge on the town that wronged him?
He watched The Road Warrior a bunch of times, put his welding skills to work and built this monstrous armor plated bulldozer.
Then it got crazy...

At a family gathering at the weekend, I got into a long conversation with my wife's cousin's husband about changing times. I'm sure we've all had those discussions, and it centered around "how safe are kids on the street when they walk to school?" compared to when were were kids, and speculated on how much the "always-on media" was fanning the flames of panic in the community compared to the real risk.
And then I saw this clip above, which shows cam footage of a drunken teacher cavorting in a classroom, in a fairly innocuous way, but obviously not innocuous enough to escape national news coverage.
And I remembered the story of the teacher's stripping girlfriend....

As celebrities start to overrun Twitter, some of the fake (and usually far funnier) ones are being shut down. Which is a shame because Christopher Walken's fake twitter was just hilarious.

So, catch it while it's hot, the Fucking Royal Family - @thefuckingqueen, along with @fuckingcharls and @FuckingPhillip. Of course, there's no way of knowing if these things are fake or not. I'd like to hope not :)

(Thanks, Mimi)

Stick your weiner in one end of the Wonder Weener triple spiral hot dog slicer and it cuts your weiner into a spiral pattern! There's even a larger size so you can cut your sausage! It makes your weiner more tasty, and eliminates choking hazards. Get both regular and jumbo sizes for only $14.95 plus postage.

(via Buzzfeed)

Boobs. Cakes.

Boobs + Cakes.

Separately impressive.
Together, extraordinary.

And some folks have gotten really creative with how they show off their erotic culinary skills.

Lets dive right in then...

If you've looked at your investment accounts lately, it can feel just like this.
Dramatic pauses and all. (Sorry Stan)

Once again, I'm reminded why I miss dear old Blighty, not least for the sumptuous Food Halls of Harrods and Selfridges. I read with envy of a new line of patisserie-style Krispy Kreme donuts coming out there for Easter including the "stylish Belgian Chocolate; filled with rich Belgian chocolate, hand dipped in silky smooth chocolate icing and topped with a white chocolate fan".

Can someone please send the YBNBY team a care package?