Our family had a dog that, when she got old, decided she no longer cared about barking to go outside. She basically said, "Look, I'm old. I'm just gonna make a deuce where I want. Ah, the rug by the fireplace, that looks like a good spot for a steamer."

Apparently we could have trained her to use the freaking toilet. This R.O.U.S. appears the use the can.



Who in the world has that thing for a pet? Sickos...

Ok, so this isn't an American Idol recap, but our friends over at gameshownewsnet.com had a survey open up to the general public. After thousands of votes, you the readers have spoken, and this is what you told us.

The tulips, the canals, the windmills, the women. There is really nothing The Netherlands doesn't offer. (Save for the damn flying car ... let's get on it Dutch.) I'm a day away from my first trip to Holland and I thought it would be a good time to do some research on the land I'll call home for a few short days. Forgoing the restaurants, museums, and tours - I've concentrated all my research on Dutch women. After all, one should partake in everything a country has to offer.

It was during my research that I discovered there's a distinct lack of information on incredibly hot women who hail from Holland. Fearing that I'd made an awful mistake, I set out to see what exactly the Netherlands was offering in terms of females. (I was not disappointed.)

Been awhile since we featured a mashup, so he's a nice pairing that mashes The Electric Light Orchestra with The Beastie Boys to give us "Last Train To You". Just what I needed to get me over the hump.

Every Wednesday we run down the 5 most interesting comics or graphic novels coming out for the week.

Channel 4 (not to be confused with 4chan) presents The Great Sperm Race. Your goal is to beat the other sperm to the egg without getting caught too long in the sticky walls of the vagina. Besides the utter silliness of it, the game is HARD! Maybe I'm just not cut out to be a sperm. If you're in the UK, you can follow a link to a TV show that inspired this, but I can't.

From The Sports Desk...

Meet Providence Bruins goalie Tuukka Rask. In a shootout, Tuukka disagreed with the ruling on one of the goals. Strongly disagreed.

Then his stick became Excalibur.



Hassan Chop!

Ants die in bunches.

Here we see a video of why mother nature kicks ass and human pesticides just can't compare. The Cordyceps Fungus infects ants and other insects, makes them climb up high before dying and then......
yeah, this fungus is a kick ass bio weapon.

Now if we Insert humans instead of insects we've got a cool horror made for TV movie on our hands.
courtesy of freesciencelectures.com

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