Turns out crazy is attainable. You just don't need fertility treatments to get it. Instead, you can put it on your mantel for all your friends to see.

Artist Daniel Edwards, the same guy who brought you the Birthing Britney sculpture, has turned his muse toward everyone's favorite spawning like a mogwai covered in water mother ... Nadya Suleman. The sculpture, titled "String of Babies" measures 9" by 12", and is made of flexible polyurethane material. And this piece of pop-culture can be all yours for $199.

(Via Mom Logic)

Easter is a time for good news/bad news. The good news is, Cadbury Creme Eggs are readily available. The bad news is Peeps make an appearance again. Who ever thought covering marshmallows with colored sugar and sculpting them in the form of ducks and bunnies was a good idea must have taken one too many staplers to the head. What amounts to nothing more than sugar covered with sugar, your standard Peep is enough to send anyone into a high-fructose range of hate.

This is why they need to be stopped.

100 Way to Kill a Peep has taken some inventive ways of silencing the little demons of Spring forever. Go there, support the cause. Free yourself.

At one point or another, we've all failed as wingmen. Watching our best buds head off into the night with a woman who may or may not have needed a healthy dose of Penicillin, or flirting with a girl whose pants make her look like she's smuggling the entire produce section at Whole Foods in the crotch area. Luckily, The Fixer Show is here to help you out and make things right.

Additionally, it's a great place to set up some elaborate pranks for your friends.

Pearl Jam, my favorite band, is rereleasing their epic debut "Ten" today. The record can be bought at your favorite record shop or on iTunes. If you are like me, you pre-ordered the uber "Super Deluxe Edition" in December.

The deluxe box-set has a vinyl edition of Pearl Jam's famous Drop in the Park concert in 1992. That is where the picture for this post comes from. I was there. Look close and I'm somewhere in the middle of the shot. I think I was wearing a Who t-shirt and a Sonics hat backwards. Ed climbed into the rafters while the boys played "Porch."

How Pearl Jam has stayed relevant and continued to play sold out tours for this long is a musical miracle.

Click "continue reading" and we're going to do a special Pearl Jam Memories Lunch Hour Veg.

The town of Vulcan, Alberta has spent the last couple of years trying to bring the premiere of Star Trek XI to their village. The problem is, they don't have a movie theater! See how this is working out as the opening date nears.

Tonight is the night ladies and gentlemen. Hold on to your wigs and keys, because your favorite (or some of your favorite) YesButNoButYes writers are heading out to a bar to get drinks ... and you're invited!

Where: Telephone Bar and Grill, 149 2nd Ave, New York, NY
When: Tuesday, March 24th at 6:00pm

Stop by, say hi, buy us a few rounds... It's guaranteed to be a mostly average time!