For crying out loud...

Most deaths in a movie trailer? Most violence? Most blood? Most destruction?
I say that award goes to this trailer for Give 'em hell, Malone.
Russell Mulcahy, you've got the makings of a wild one here.

Kid Cuisine: Pizza so good your kids will want to go to town on it.

I can't lie, Fancy Pipes came up with the best title for this thing.

As I'm staring down the very scary barrel of my way-too-quickly approaching 30's, it appears I'm dumber than I thought. Or, at least, dumber than I was three years ago. According to this report from the BBC, Professor Timothy Salthouse of the University of Virginia found reasoning, spatial visualization and speed of thought all decline in our late 20s. So you're shit out of luck by the time you're 50. At 60, they'll be spoon-feeding you applesauce and the highlight of your day is dropping a deuce in your pants after watching the HR Pufnstuf re-run on television.

Had this report come out a few years ago, I would have attempted to do something with my life. Solving the starvation problem. Studying quarks and time travel. Designing a better Pringles can. Instead, I'm spending this weekend applying for a handicapped parking permit and recording my thoughts on video for the younger generations.

Or, as the bacon lovers of YBNBY might call it, Food Porn. This is why you're Fat is a blog dedicated to images of the most fattening creations ever concocted.

Deep fried Guacamole anyone?

For this From the Air challenge, I've decided to add an additional twist. Combining my love of geography and movies, I've scoured the Earth looking for satelite images of famous things from movies. So get your Google Maps, Wikipedia, and IMDb fired up and get ready to send me some answers.

Here's how this one will work. I'll give you the image and the name of the movie, you have to tell me what and where the images is. For example, were I to show you a picture of a large monolithic stone mountain and say "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", you'd have to give me "Devil's Tower National Monument, Wyoming." Cool with the rules?

While Southwest may not offer the blowjobs available aboard RyanAir, they at least attempt to entertain you before takeoff. I might have been diving for the Emergency Exit when he asked for audience participation but at least it would have made me pay attention.