Mobile sessions offers people a platform to showcase their creative side to a bigger community with a video called 10 Ways To Be A Cool Artist.
[least I think that's the translation]

Someone thought that was a good idea. Me, I'll chalk it up as one of the more confusing minute and fifty seconds I've spent in a while.

You can see what I'm mean with the really weird, kind of NSFW video after the jump.

There are things your significant other does that probably piss you off. Putting their toenail clippings on top of cupcakes and serving them to you in bed. Shaving your cat's entire body, save for the head, and recreating the opening scene from the Lion King. Telling her parents you're the "pool cleaner" whenever they come by. But these things are all worth it because of the great things they do. I realized I had a list in my head of things that, no matter who (I'm looking at you Alessandra Ambrosio) did them to me, I'd have to break up with her.

You've got to hand it to Samsung, they are the masters of getting free ad space by producing killer videos. As far as this one goes, it's complete BS, but the finished product made me laugh out loud all by myself.

Does anyone know if their products are any good?

They're trying to take over, I tell ya! If you have a yard, some animal is going to come over and play. Backyard wildlife, today on the veg.

We've got a fascination for all things bacon. And after a recent meal downtown the other night, I realized another reason to love bacon is because of lardon.

Lardon is a fancy word for fat. It's strips or cubes of fat bacon used mostly in cooking.

Lardon is the reason only 100% bacon will do. It's why lean, turkey, lamb or other bacon varieties don't stack up to the real thing. Without the fat, bacon just doesn't have that melt in your mouth, gimme more, heart-attack-coming-on feeling.

Lardon. You eat a piece and your body gets a lardon.

When I saw it on the menu the other night I had to have them.
$25 be damned. (crappy photo I know)

A 1965ish classic from Ian Whitcomb.
This makes me realize that the 60s was just a time to experiment with new drugs and weird songs.