Easter is a time for good news/bad news. The good news is, Cadbury Creme Eggs are readily available. The bad news is Peeps make an appearance again. Who ever thought covering marshmallows with colored sugar and sculpting them in the form of ducks and bunnies was a good idea must have taken one too many staplers to the head. What amounts to nothing more than sugar covered with sugar, your standard Peep is enough to send anyone into a high-fructose range of hate.

This is why they need to be stopped.

100 Way to Kill a Peep has taken some inventive ways of silencing the little demons of Spring forever. Go there, support the cause. Free yourself.