Only the power of dance can help the communist leader now.

Finally tonight, a run down of some of the places Jesus has been spotted.

A spoon, grilled cheese sandwich, potato chip, window, pancake, tree bark, cinnamon roll, toast, fish sticks,a cat, a moth, an ultrasound? In salsa, a telephone pole,a bucket of slop, a block of wood, a blank TV screen, the folds of a blanket, a waffle, in the clouds, a frying pan, a stick, a birth mark, a sandwich, a turtle shell, a rock, multiple cheetos (aka Cheesus) a french fry, a grape? and lets not forget, ice cream.

Clips from the nightly news. I share their skepticism.

Where have you seen Jesus? Or where do you suppose he'll be sighted next?