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nadya_1294898f.jpgThe picture is apparently real. That is totally bonkers mother of octuplets Nadya Suleman just before giving birth to her litter.

Under normal circumstances, if a woman gave birth to 8 babies, she would be showered with gifts, freebies and lifetime supplies of stuff. All-you-can eat Huggies. She would be on Oprah and dance on Ellen. However, when you are the result of what seems like a Boris Karloff-like mad scientist experimenting in the lab and even your own mother thinks you have some bats in the belfry, offers are slim. I guess Gerber isn't calling with free strained peas.

Not to be defeated, Miss Suleman is taking online donations. Would you like to give a few shekels to this nut job? If so, click here.

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15 Comments

Girl you got nothing coming. I might donate some coin to Planned Parenthood tho.

said E on February 12, 2009 9:58 PM.

Fuckin A right E.

That bitch is a welfare digger.

said Jimbo on February 12, 2009 10:03 PM.

That's just disturbing. So many unwanted children in the world and a population problem. Contributing that many babies to the world is just selfishness, imo. I mean, especially all at once. I don't begrudge people who do it by accident (though in general I tend to be a little biased against large families, but it sort of depends on the situation and the individuals).

said Eddy on February 12, 2009 10:40 PM.

At what point do child services step in and start evaluating the situation? That many children with no income, inadequate living conditions, special needs children, and very little help with taking care of the children...not to mention her being a loon...

said Paul on February 12, 2009 11:04 PM.


The doc that did the basting should be in fucking prison.

How on earth would she breast feed her eight little "miracles"?

said Chad on February 12, 2009 11:33 PM.

Im pretty sure there will be a few idiots out there that will give to her.
I still feel bad for those children though, they dont deserve that crap. Growing up with a cuckoo of a mother is hard enough not to mention not having a father figure.
That woman lives a few minutes away from me, I should drop a surprise package for her.. muahahahha

Seriously...

oh...her stupid website doesnt show the comments people leave (lame)

said vondralicious on February 13, 2009 12:11 AM.

vond you are right. Her kids deserve a fair shake. Good luck to them man, I mean it.

said E on February 13, 2009 12:17 AM.

Web donations being accepted by a woman that within the past few days has stated on numerous national broadcasts that she does not and will not accept handouts.

Apparently I'm not familiar with the current definition of the term 'donation'.

said Tim on February 13, 2009 12:49 AM.

the state of california is already in the RED. the government should not be helping her. i can't believe that this woman worked in a mental institution before. she is DERANGED. she needs to be put in one. the children need a better parent than her and hopefully they are placed in better homes than this free-riding blood-sucking mooch can provide. welfare is for people who need and deserve them.

u are not going to get a penny out of me or mine. she needs to be sterilized. how many more is she going to have? we might as well build an island for her "DREAM FAMILY"

said B on February 13, 2009 1:44 AM.

Wait, wait, wait... She says she wants to go back to school to pursue her master degree...
How does she intend to do that? With 14 kids around, I don't think she'll have the time to do it, unless she hires an army of nannies or start sending kids to relatives/friends' houses or a full-time nursery until she's done.

With only one girl running around I find difficult to do stuff at home sometimes, let alone 14...

And why, oh why, having 6 kids already didn't she make something to prevent being pregnant again? Pills, condoms, sterilization, saddlebacking... There's a lot of ways to do it.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 13, 2009 7:12 AM.

Leo, she purposely got knocked up--in vitro fertilization (IVF), 6 embryos implanted. And the previous 5 pregnancies were also all IVF (she has 2 yr old twins)....
hence the backlash against her...

said sarcastic one on February 13, 2009 8:44 AM.

She's sick, just can be it... She's really nuts.

I don't know what is she trying to do, but I have a guess that it involves Guinness Book...

"And now the world's most proficient baby-popper machine, Nadya Suleman. During her fertile lifetime, she has gave birth to 235 babies. Including the only 12-babies-in-a-row birth known in this and all the other universes history. Ever.
She also holds the record for the anencephalic baby who lived longer (herself) and the only woman whose uterus controls the body functions."
Hooray!

I can't get the clown-car vagina image off my head...

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 13, 2009 9:16 AM.

yeah, nothing quite like picturing infants covered in post-postpartum goo with giant shoes and red ball noses....

but are their mouths smiling or frowning?
you decide....

said sarcastic one on February 13, 2009 9:29 AM.

yeah, nothing quite like picturing infants covered in post-postpartum goo with giant shoes and red ball noses....

but are their mouths smiling or frowning?
you decide....

said sarcastic one on February 13, 2009 9:30 AM.

(augh...still processing on the other screen...slow internet this AM)

said sarcastic one on February 13, 2009 9:32 AM.
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