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(In honor of the Bud Shootout in Daytona this weekend.)

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I remember when I lost my first bet too.

said E on February 6, 2009 2:11 PM.

All the racers wanted to be the first to pass the Checkered Fag at the finish line.

said TeaFizz on February 6, 2009 2:24 PM.

I guess the mind sees what the mind sees... I was wondering why the guy had a chess board shaved into his back.

said Echowood on February 6, 2009 2:42 PM.

Back-gammon ?

said Friggan on February 6, 2009 2:46 PM.

IBM's Checkered Back revealed different challenges than Deep Blue originally did for Kasparov.

said SalMoIlla on February 6, 2009 2:55 PM.

A lot of people will give you the shirt off their back, Rudy takes it to the next level and will give you the hair off his back.

said E on February 6, 2009 3:03 PM.

In order to attend public events without distraction, Matt Lauer can be very creative in the art of disguise.

said Tim on February 6, 2009 3:33 PM.

Jimmy was so excited to be attending his first event at Bristol that he forgot about the tape-gun incident in Shipping earlier that week.

said Tim on February 6, 2009 3:37 PM.

The patch tests for Rogaine 3.0 showed great promise.

said Kevin L. on February 6, 2009 3:41 PM.

Echo, my first instinct was to make a chess-related joke, but came up empty.

said TeaFizz on February 6, 2009 3:59 PM.

Bob took his job at Checker Cab very seriously.

said TeaFizz on February 6, 2009 4:01 PM.

Due to a mistranslation, Janosz, unreasonably proud of his run-ins with the law, decided to flaunt his "checkered back".

said TeaFizz on February 6, 2009 4:04 PM.

Check, and...(please don't) mate!

said Jeem on February 6, 2009 4:16 PM.

Jeb usually wears an ex-masturbator shirt...whenever he falls off the wagon (into his hand) he punishes himself by ripping off a small square of back hair.

said sarcastic one on February 6, 2009 4:39 PM.

David Mellor tries his hand at body waxing.

(http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/stories/2001-06-27-ballpark-designs.htm)

said TeaFizz on February 6, 2009 7:22 PM.

The once pround North American Yeti has been reduced to a side show amusement. :(

said E on February 6, 2009 7:49 PM.

Miriam thought she had found the perfect place to keep her post-it notes, until she heard about Sal's Lenten showering rituals.

said Tim on February 6, 2009 8:02 PM.

Paulie suspected something happened to him the night he got drunk and passed out at the Hoover High Chess Club reunion.

said Tim on February 6, 2009 8:07 PM.

Eugene finally decided he might as well embrace the genetic hand he'd been dealt.

said becky on February 6, 2009 8:23 PM.

Dad was always so cool. We never had to remember the checker board.

said becky on February 6, 2009 8:26 PM.

The perfect compliment to the rook he shaved into his pubes above his bishop.

said Paul on February 6, 2009 10:43 PM.

After the bankruptcy of his company, the former CEO of Purina took to the rave scene at the ripe age of 47.

said Chad on February 7, 2009 5:40 AM.

I have enough hair on my back to weave a god damned indian rug. Lets do it!

said E on February 7, 2009 7:17 PM.

Fred, straight out off a 12 year stint in prison, was glad his days as the cell block's chess board were over.

said Lisa on February 7, 2009 9:28 PM.

When Johnny came back from hiatus, things had changed. Oh yes, things have changed.

said Johnny Wright on February 7, 2009 10:15 PM.

Gentlemen start your razors!

said Baierman on February 7, 2009 10:35 PM.

Earl never wanted to Wave the checkered flag; he aspired to BE the flag

said Baierman on February 7, 2009 10:39 PM.

Being short on cash, Roger had opted to only have half of his back waxed so he could afford the massage and "happy ending".

said Chad on February 7, 2009 10:46 PM.

Larry was prone to indecision and known to waffle on many occasions, now with his shirt off, his friends were confirmed of the true irony of his situation.

said Greg VA on February 9, 2009 12:28 AM.

Where do you keep the pawn on this chess board, oh, oh yeah.....

said mart on February 9, 2009 7:39 AM.
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