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It's the needed relief during a hot day. It's spicy aroma, with hints of coffee, ammonia and potentially asparagus, a welcome addition to anyone's repertoire of refreshing drinks. Yes, I'm talking about urine. And according to this report from Reuter's, an Indian company is about to produce a cow urine-based soft drink. According to the article:
The flavor is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.
All of this confirms what we've already known, Pepsi jumped the gun with their redesigned bottles. If any product deserves a phallic container, it's this one.
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Echo beat me to this. I was ready to write about it. Bastard. More here:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/food_and_drink/article5707554.ece

said Johnny Wright on February 13, 2009 3:02 PM.

"The flavor is not yet known". Really? Seriously? Let me help you with that - it'll taste like COW PISS.

said Scaramouch on February 13, 2009 3:58 PM.

Quick aside..whose pee smells funny when they eat asparagus? Seriously. :)

said CindylovesScara on February 13, 2009 8:56 PM.

There are some folks around here that drink their own urine as medicine... They say it's good for this and for that, but for Jeebus' sake, you're drinking back what you body has already rejected... damn...

So, how will they name this new drink? Pepiss? Cowke? Stale Dew?

I don't want to know what will they eat while drinking that...

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 13, 2009 9:22 PM.

Leo, maybe mushrooms grown in cowfields? (unwashed, of course)

Cindy, a better question is whose pee doesn't smell funny when they eat asparagus.....

said sarcastic one on February 13, 2009 10:19 PM.

Urgh, Sarcky... those mushrooms that grow in the cow's feces?

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 13, 2009 10:46 PM.

hey...if you're going to drink cow piss, better make it a complete meal by eating the right mushrooms. Of course, it would be a contest as to which is grosser...

then again, the cow piss might taste better than some beer out there...

said sarcastic one on February 13, 2009 11:03 PM.

There's a local brand around here we just call 'granny's piss'... I think any urine might taste better than that.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 13, 2009 11:12 PM.

We've had this in the states for years now.

We call it Corona

said Sheriff Pablo on February 14, 2009 12:51 AM.
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