First we had the new phallic-inspired Pepsi bottles. Not to be outdone, Tropicana Orange Juice has revised their logo. They've given the 1/2 gallon tops some augmentations too.
Obviously they're looking to tie into oranges (or basketballs) - so they get points for cleverness. It's just what they meant to portray is not the first thing that came to my mind when I grabbed my morning OJ.
A side view....(is it cold in here?)
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Baier, I wonder if you are the first person to ever wank to a jug of tropicana Orange juice?
If the grocers are smart, they'll be sure to have only two rows/columns per shelf showing so that it really catches the eye.
I can see the perverts flocking to the grocery store now. Standing in the refrigerated section, arm extended, tweaking a carton nipple.
(I'll be right back.)
Hmmm Do they come in gallon size?
The gallon size were sold out?
Perhaps all the strippers in my neighborhood were jealous.
Dave, that's disgusting. I would never wack off to my OJ. It's too delicious...the OJ that is.
Oh, sorry there was a type-o I meant to type wink not wank.
You are gross.
I can't wink. It is physically impossible for me to wink. This, I believe, has led to a lot of gross behavior on my part.
I am in therapy.
I think this is a case of When All You Have is a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Nail.
Baierman wanks that jug like it is his legacy.