Forget the internet, or antiseptics. It's not even the wheel or fire. No, the greatest single invention ever is body paint. Made popular in the last several years of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, body painting is the best of both worlds. Yes, you're looking at naked women, but because they're covered with the smallest layer of paint, you don't feel like a total pervert. We've covered body painting on this site before, but I thought I'd take a moment and put some of the web's best offerings in one place for everyone to enjoy.(Note: Yeah, they look like clothes, but you're really staring at boobs. So it's potentially NSFW)
Heidi Klum
Heidi Klum is really the queen mother of body painting. And from the photos above (as well as her collected works in SI and on the catwalk for Victoria's Secret) it's easy to see why.
Marisa Miller
I met Marisa at the premier of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition back in 2002. This is a story I tell anyone who'll listen, and usually embellish it with "and then we hooked up." In truth, I was an intern covering it with a reporter for the local news here in New York. But can you blame me? (And yes, she does look that good in person.)
Tori Praver
This is why I love the summer. New York City in the winter is like Taliban ruled-Afghanistan - the women are always covered up. Thank god we only have a few months left of this misery.
Demi Moore
It was impossible not to have a crush on Demi in Ghost. I took up pottery after it came out because of her ... and I was 11.
Rebecca Romijn
If the fat kid from Stand By Me can marry this, there's hope for us all.
America
This photo needs to replace Uncle Sam. I'd sign up for the army in a second with this as a recruiting poster.
World Cup
So what if these women look like they came out of pornos (with the expressions to boot), they still had to sit and get painted for hours. That sort of thing takes dedication. It takes determination. And, in the case of these young ladies, lots of lip gloss.
The Rest
Due to a lack of effort on my part and being distracted, I didn't feel like finding the names of all these ladies. Though, I doubt you're still reading this article for the information.
Heidi Klum is really the queen mother of body painting. And from the photos above (as well as her collected works in SI and on the catwalk for Victoria's Secret) it's easy to see why. Marisa Miller
I met Marisa at the premier of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition back in 2002. This is a story I tell anyone who'll listen, and usually embellish it with "and then we hooked up." In truth, I was an intern covering it with a reporter for the local news here in New York. But can you blame me? (And yes, she does look that good in person.)Tori Praver
This is why I love the summer. New York City in the winter is like Taliban ruled-Afghanistan - the women are always covered up. Thank god we only have a few months left of this misery.Demi Moore
It was impossible not to have a crush on Demi in Ghost. I took up pottery after it came out because of her ... and I was 11.Rebecca Romijn
If the fat kid from Stand By Me can marry this, there's hope for us all.America
This photo needs to replace Uncle Sam. I'd sign up for the army in a second with this as a recruiting poster.World Cup
So what if these women look like they came out of pornos (with the expressions to boot), they still had to sit and get painted for hours. That sort of thing takes dedication. It takes determination. And, in the case of these young ladies, lots of lip gloss.The Rest
Due to a lack of effort on my part and being distracted, I didn't feel like finding the names of all these ladies. Though, I doubt you're still reading this article for the information.
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www.leroyroper.com Leroy does AMAZING body paint, almost all done by hand, very little airbrush application. Plus he's a really sweet guy
Dang Heidi looks good. Also you are so right - the fat kid from Stand By Me nabbed Rebecca? One is cheered by this for shizzle.