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The Painted Ladies
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Forget the internet, or antiseptics. It's not even the wheel or fire. No, the greatest single invention ever is body paint. Made popular in the last several years of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, body painting is the best of both worlds. Yes, you're looking at naked women, but because they're covered with the smallest layer of paint, you don't feel like a total pervert. We've covered body painting on this site before, but I thought I'd take a moment and put some of the web's best offerings in one place for everyone to enjoy.

(Note: Yeah, they look like clothes, but you're really staring at boobs. So it's potentially NSFW)

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Heidi Klum is really the queen mother of body painting. And from the photos above (as well as her collected works in SI and on the catwalk for Victoria's Secret) it's easy to see why.

Marisa Millermarisa_miller_bodypaint_1.jpg marisa_miller_bodypaint_2.jpg marisa_miller_bodypaint_3.jpgmarisa_miller_bodypaint_4.jpg
I met Marisa at the premier of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition back in 2002. This is a story I tell anyone who'll listen, and usually embellish it with "and then we hooked up." In truth, I was an intern covering it with a reporter for the local news here in New York. But can you blame me? (And yes, she does look that good in person.)

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This is why I love the summer. New York City in the winter is like Taliban ruled-Afghanistan - the women are always covered up. Thank god we only have a few months left of this misery.

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It was impossible not to have a crush on Demi in Ghost. I took up pottery after it came out because of her ... and I was 11.

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If the fat kid from Stand By Me can marry this, there's hope for us all.

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This photo needs to replace Uncle Sam. I'd sign up for the army in a second with this as a recruiting poster.

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So what if these women look like they came out of pornos (with the expressions to boot), they still had to sit and get painted for hours. That sort of thing takes dedication. It takes determination. And, in the case of these young ladies, lots of lip gloss.

The Rest
Due to a lack of effort on my part and being distracted, I didn't feel like finding the names of all these ladies. Though, I doubt you're still reading this article for the information.
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www.leroyroper.com Leroy does AMAZING body paint, almost all done by hand, very little airbrush application. Plus he's a really sweet guy

said hhrvt on February 19, 2009 9:30 AM.

Dang Heidi looks good. Also you are so right - the fat kid from Stand By Me nabbed Rebecca? One is cheered by this for shizzle.

said E on February 19, 2009 3:14 PM.
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