The Ex-Masterbator shirt. Further proof that you can be proud of to wear anything these days.
And if you fit in this camp, then this is the perfect tee for you to rock.
But only if you've got passion for Christ but not passion for your naughty bits.
It's guaranteed to make God proud. Your wrist will thank you too.
No word yet on the "Ex-Saddlebacker" tee.
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When they pry it from my cold, dead hand
Oh give me a break. Add this shit to my list of why I hate religion.
I have a question for the ass-backwards fucks who think Jesus really gives a damn if you masturbate or not; after the initial sense of satisfaction you got from giving up something absolutely natural as a futile token to show your love for Jesus, and you masturbate again, should I regard that as you losing your faith in Jesus, or just a big, fat, palm-fucking hypocrite?
Because here's the thing, you will masturbate again. Everyone masturbates. Jesus masturbated.
People like this just piss me off.
lol 'Jeses masturbated'
I think Christians believe the world would end if you told them that
How in hell are people supposed to know that this is some sort of message supporting religion? Now that I took the time to look it up, I will remember each time that I see one of these shirts ... but the premise is so stupid that I will just assume that the person wearing the shirt is a putz.
EX-slave ... what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Besides, the use of the term 'EX' in this context identifies you as someone that formerly enjoyed, or perhaps was addicted to, the vice identified. Why do that? Wouldn't NON-masterbator, NON-slave, NON-cumbucket, NON-douchebag be more appropriate messages to send?
Perhaps they can make up a nice EX-LAX shirt for me.
Mart - I wouldn't lump all Christians together into one big assumption. Not all Christians are fanatics.
Ahhh, the comments on this one are pure comedy gold.
As a blanket criticism, would Jesus really be down with the whole "Worship me through material items" crap? Seems to me that's exactly what that Jesus dude was against. SO, to sell you a shirt with "EX-Hypocrite" on it seems awfully hypocritical.
"God can and will deliver us from all bondage."
Dang, you get freaky when you're baitin' hunh?
"I was really afraid that there would be a shortage of things for me to buy in 2009 that show my love and appreciation for our lord jesus christ."
Always a shame when you can't find any bling for Jesus.
"I'm so excited. As a former masturbator I plan to get every color."
Umm, yeah, you might want to stay away from the shirt in pink kiddo.
I'm not masturbating - right now.
That said I'm gonna stick to my Loyal 77 tshirt.
Wow, that's what ya need to wear out in the world. I think the comments on that site are as good as the shirts.
Where is the ex-Crusader section?
Other shirts:
ex-atheist
ex-hypocrite
ex-fornicator
ex-diva
ex-rebel
ex-hustler
and then my favorites:
ex-homosexual & the black guys in ex-slave shirts
You got to admit, it's quite the conversation starter. "Lets all talk about my masturbation habits."
Nobody, NOBODY loves Jesus that much. Shirt should say, "Hi, I am full of shit."
If in fact they aren't spanking it, perhaps it should read, "Future sexual-sadist serial killer" or "ask me where the bodies are buried."
I can see an image of one of those shirts now. On my bathroom floor. Used to wipe up so much spooge that it is stiff as a board.
They do look soft...
And honestly .. can you truly own any of those shirts if one of them is "EX-Hypocrite".
Wait wait. Okay.
How is being a diva even slightly in the same category as being a fornicator?