This morning I created an abomination; it was a nexus of lust, greed and gluttony weaved from the purest desires of man. When I came to, I was covered in fat, grease and the slimy manna of sin. Perhaps I have doomed all of humanity by unleashing this upon the world; if the world explodes tomorrow you'll know that it's all my fault.

Vermont blogger and math teacher Wing answered a challenge of whether bacon could be knitted. Armed with a pound of bacon, two sets of chopsticks, and a camera, he did just that.

I feel like I did science today. Awesome science.

(via the Presurfer)