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{ February 4, 2009 }

Jesus Hate Zombies

Posted by Scaramouch

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Jesus Christ. Sometime a comic cover tells you everything you need to know about a story.

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Best take I've seen on Spider-man - Amazing Fantasy #15

said gwdmaine on February 4, 2009 12:27 PM.

Technically, Jesus is a zombie. Rose from his grave.

Matthew 27:50-53 tells us Jesus' death was celebrated by zombie saints. Why would he hate them?

Even more biblical zombies: Zechariah 14:12

said takayama on February 4, 2009 5:06 PM.

Takayama, good point.

said Evil Richard on February 4, 2009 8:42 PM.

Damn. That is a good point Tak. I want to check this book out and see what they're getting at.

said E on February 4, 2009 11:25 PM.

Jesus wasn't a zombie. He was resurrected, but in his resurrection, he retained his soul - the key component in the distinction.

Otherwise it would just be a book about self-loathing! LOL!

But please, do check it out.

~ S

said Stephen on February 5, 2009 1:43 PM.

WTF Zombies have souls, ipso facto Jesus was a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and who could make you live forever if you just symbolically ate his flesh and telepathically told him you accepted him as your master, so he could remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

And that my friends is Christianity in a nutshell

said Colombo on February 6, 2009 1:43 AM.

Thanks Colombo. Makes perfect sense now. If they had it in comic book form I'd probably read it.

said E on February 6, 2009 2:13 PM.

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