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When you think of stained glass, your mind may wonder to a house of worship or fancy museum.

When you see the stained glass this suburban Mom creates, your mind probably wonders somewhere else.

It's not The Father's stained glass - least I don't think so.


Meet "Miss July"
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Miss July features an opalescent bodice, two-toned auburn hair, peach skin, black blindfold and wrist cuff. She measures approximately 58 cm tall by 33 cm at her widest point (23 1/2 x 13") and hangs by a 28 cm chain.


Display a little "Perky"
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Meet "The Twins"

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"The Hold" (Name says it all)
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"Kissing Nipples"
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"Whip"
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If you've been persuaded, get out your credit card and see the entire theycallmewilson collection.

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18 Comments

And the best thing is that it can be washed off if any projectile liquids happen to hit it!!!

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 11:25 AM.

It appears to me that some of these bear are remarkable resemblence to our resident silhouetted lovely.

said Tim on February 11, 2009 11:53 AM.

are you saying I can sue her for infringement on my intellectual property?

hmmm....
and I noticed that the mudflap girl kinda looks like me, too...

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 11:59 AM.

I love these!! I'd love to buy one but probably not a great idea with 3 little boys running around my house.. well, and Scara, too.

said CindylovesScara on February 11, 2009 1:19 PM.

Yes, Sarcky, especially Miss 'Perky'.

Whoa, that takes me back!

said Tim on February 11, 2009 1:31 PM.

Cindy, you could probably convince them it's fine art if it wasn't for the whips, blindfolds, and Scara's very happy grin whenever he saw them....

What gets me is this:
"Inspired by a nude pattern she had designed for her father many years ago, which he then rendered beautifully in glass"

Ummm.....okay.
Are things different in Ottawa, or is it just me reading too deeply into that?

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 1:46 PM.

Yes, you're reading too deeply into that. :) The pattern I designed for my father is the one that appears on my contact/purchase page of my site. He did beautiful glass work, mostly lamps, and for some reason he got the notion to do a nude and asked me to draw a pattern for him. Not sure why, cause he was an all-around artist himself... Maybe he had a premonition of his daughter's future?
Things are different in Ottawa though. Way too conservative if you ask me. ;)
Best Regards,
Wilson

said Wilson on February 11, 2009 2:40 PM.

Guess my gutter mind got the better of me...

You're talented, but these definitely wouldn't be accepted around here (rural, (buckle of the) Bible belt area of the Southeast US, where people are told by their preachers that being seen at the ABC store (state run liquor store) is a poor reflection on their church...ya know, a sin and all....).

Because, you know, Jesus was all about turning wine to water...

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 2:56 PM.

Thanks Wilson, I was wondering what the explanation was too.

How's business...I have to ask, what's the most popular item? My guess is it's not "the hold"

said Baierman on February 11, 2009 3:08 PM.

It's not so different around these parts. That's why I use a pseudonym! lol!

Hey, I also do Christ on the cross type stuff!

But...alas... me thinks I'm inclinded more towards sinner than saint. ;)

And, I've been brought believing Christ liked wine...

My sincere thanks for showing my art on your site! :)


said Wilson on February 11, 2009 3:12 PM.

Hi Baierman,
Business is slow. I've just recently created the website (can't sell the stuff at a local retailer and blow my cover now can I!?) and it's difficult to get the web traffic.
The most popular piece is Kissing Nipples. Bet that doesn't surprise you? ;) Heightening the Senses is a close second. I'm being encouraged by people in the art community to do even larger pieces as well as some homoerotic ones so those are the directions I'm moving in. Well...actually, at this very moment, I'm doing an innocent kitty cat. :)
One of the frustrating things for me is that it's difficult to photograph glass and do it justice!

said Wilson on February 11, 2009 3:35 PM.

Wilson, have you thought about listing on etsy? They do only homemade stuff, and they already have erotica on there (I just looked to check).

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 5:36 PM.

...These are terrible. D: The proportions are all wrong. The last two aren't so bad, but seriously? It looks like this artist needs to take a figure drawing class or two. I know this is a difficult medium to work in, but I just don't think these are all that interesting in terms of art.

I have however seen some embroidered pornography I totally adored, conceptually and aesthetically.

said Eddy on February 11, 2009 5:38 PM.

Eddy, the artist is reading the site, so on behalf of all of those who have the guts to register, I believe I'm going to call you an idiot.

Yep, just did.

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 5:44 PM.

I think they look excellent. Still, you better make sure your girlfriend is hip before you get this as her valentines day present.

said E on February 11, 2009 6:05 PM.

I love these. "The Hold" is definitely my fav

said Vicky on February 11, 2009 8:04 PM.

I still don't understand Eddy's complaint about proportions...women come in all different sizes and shapes, as do our t&a....

said sarcastic one on February 11, 2009 8:09 PM.

Hi Sarcy,
Thanks for defending me vis a vis Eddy's comments, but I don't take offence easily. Poor Eddy probably just hasn't experienced "THE (deep throat) Hold" in real life, so we'll give him time to mature... ;)
Hey, everyone's entitled to an opinion, right? :)
All the best,
Wilson

said Wilson on February 15, 2009 9:22 PM.
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