Barbie is turning 50! And we all know 50-year-women are saggy-boobed skanks who prey on college boys.
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Barbie is turning 50! And we all know 50-year-women are saggy-boobed skanks who prey on college boys.
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we know you aren't one, but I definitely know a few sad souls that forgot to party when they were younger and now ditch their young kids to go hunt men like they're Teddy Roosevelt on a safari....
... and you never know when you're going to accidently stumble into a Cougar den.
Sarcastic one we have a name for those ladies... "Hello!"
Tell Ken to take some viagra and call homegirl over.
LOL great comment LIDJ!
Forgot to party? How can anyone forget to party?!
Mrower. Mrs. Robinson Barbie.
Miss C...you'd be surprised--the married way too young type (married in HS because there was a 'shotgun' involved...)...or the female midlife crisis...
LiDJ, you're assuming they're hot...because Hollywood has made you believe that. I'm talking small town older hobags (sp?)
Here we call 'em "Big Aunts" or "Wolves"** and depending on their hotness indicator level, it's a compliment...
In my opinion, some of those women have no friends to tell her how ridiculous she looks with her daughter's clothes, or they have just lost their sense of judgment.
Mostly they've got married too young or with a douche, and now they try to pursue the good old times they just didn't have. Or maybe they're just plainly freaking out with the hormones' changes.
I used to hang out with some Cougars when I was younger. Those dates granted me free booze, sex without commitment and a ride back home in the morning.
**We have a separate word for male and female wolves (lobo[m] and loba[f]) , and we use to say that when a woman is still feeling 'alive' and ready in her mid forties or so, she's on the "Age of the Wolf", though I don't know why/how i started, I think it's related to their nightly hunting sessions.
"though I don't know why/how IT started"
Leonardo, funny you should say that. Here in the states we also have what we call "Wolf Women"... But it's a reference to the fact that a Wolf will chew it's own arm off to get out of a trap. The idea is that when you wake up and your "Wolf woman" is laying next to you, you will chew your own arm off to get out of there without waking her for the awkward "morning" thing.
It is not a compliment.
SO, anything that's wet in a desert... :D
LiDJ... I've been there.
Leo, you may have also heard it called coyote ugly (as the movie and bars are named because of said desire to escape from one night stand mistake)
Yes I did, Sarcky... And the worst of those one night stands is when they feel like that one night will last forever and start chasing you. God damn. It's hard to get rid of the sticky ones.