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The Rascal Scooter: Now with a V6

said Echowood on February 20, 2009 4:55 PM.

"I don't know Bob, this thing seems a little heavy in the backend"

said Echowood on February 20, 2009 4:56 PM.

While on their exceptionally slow cross-country trip to raise awareness for anorexia, Ted and Glynnis secretly debated who'd be eaten first should they get stuck in a snowy mountain pass.

Sorry guys... it's been a slow day at the office.

said Echowood on February 20, 2009 5:00 PM.

In this economic downturn, "Keep on Truckin'" just doesn't mean the same thing.

said Baierman on February 20, 2009 5:01 PM.

With his Harley in the shop, Bubba had to improvise on his first date with Bertha.

said dattguy on February 20, 2009 5:17 PM.

The victorious results of the economic stimulus plan for "Rural Broadband."

said Don't Swayze Bro on February 20, 2009 5:25 PM.

There's a reason they call that thing a 'rascal'.

said E on February 20, 2009 5:31 PM.

"Your chariot m'lady."
"Oh DeWayne, you did all ur this fir me?"

said E on February 20, 2009 5:32 PM.

They're probably on their way to McDonalds. After a bit of rascalling you need a square meal you know?

said E on February 20, 2009 5:34 PM.

The back of that guys tshirt reads - 'If you can read this, the bitch fell off. '

Rock on bro. Live to ride, ride to live.

said E on February 20, 2009 5:37 PM.

It was another half-hour before they finally realized the Pork Rind trailer still sat, detached and forlorn, in the Costco parking lot.

said Paul on February 20, 2009 5:53 PM.

AP, Reuters - What started out as a cross country jaunt for married truckers Earl and Carla Burbank in their Duo-Tandem-Semi carrying 4000 Little Debbie snack cakes rolls into an Iowa truckstop after numerous traffic jams in Tennessee with little left of the cakes or the vehicle except plenty of fleshy cargo. The couple were quoted as belching after Earl passed a tire iron through his bowels on his way to the men's room. Carla claimed that it became lodged there while "lovemaking" during a stop the previous night when she had tried to "Jack" him off. The couple claims they will need another 6000 cakes and a bigger truck to complete their trip.

said Greg VA on February 20, 2009 7:39 PM.

Now THAT'S haulin' ass.

said Tim on February 20, 2009 7:49 PM.

They're so fat it takes them two trips to haul ass.
(Hat tip - Tim).

said E on February 20, 2009 8:05 PM.

Worried about his wreckless ways, Madge will do just about anything to prevent Jimmy from testing out his custom wheelie bar.

said Tim on February 20, 2009 8:10 PM.

Though there were many threats, and much wailing and gnashing of teeth, Larry eventually relented, and gave in to Jenni's demands to take her down to the corner store so she could buy a Diet Coke.

said TeaFizz on February 20, 2009 8:28 PM.

Not to be outdone by the McGuire twins, the Feltman's got around on only one scooter.

said Paul on February 20, 2009 8:40 PM.

"You see a load limit as a restriction, I see it as a challenge."

said Paul on February 20, 2009 8:43 PM.

Little did they realize, they would over shoot the Dairy Queen at the bottom of the hill by 3.4 miles.

said Paul on February 20, 2009 8:45 PM.

Two all beef parties, loads of sauce, quadruple cheese, pickles, onions on a 10000 ccs

said Baierman on February 20, 2009 10:53 PM.

She's probably a backseat driver too. "Luke, watch out for de pot hos!"

said E on February 21, 2009 12:14 AM.

Husky Hotrod

said Rico Sosa on February 21, 2009 2:21 AM.

Eat your heart out Billy & Benny McCrary.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/68523638@N00/207587959/

said Baierman on February 21, 2009 8:48 AM.

These predators of the strip mall sustain their girth and acquire technology by preying on the handicapped, the elderly and sometimes even babies.

said Chad on February 21, 2009 9:30 AM.

On their way home to download the Top 10 Songs to Have Sex to after a long day of sightseeing on the ChunkyPower 200 scooter, Billy Bob and Fannie Mae decided to stop for coffee

said Vicky on February 21, 2009 12:24 PM.

Paul, tim, E. Well done! Funny stuff

said Baierman on February 21, 2009 5:40 PM.

Scooty Puff Jr. suuuuuuuuuuuucks!

said fubar42o on February 22, 2009 2:18 AM.

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