I suck at captions but always read this. Would there be any way to get voting on the posts? Then we could vote for our favourite and it would be more competition-y.
With so few windows, nobody believed that the new geisha greenhouse built down by the naval shipyard would be successful. Until the first ship came in ...
And now ladies and gentlemen, turn to your left to see the Pornstars Retirement House. As you can see, they have statues of the most important actors of that time.
Here you can see, from left to right, Long John Silver, Moby Dick, Rocco Sifredi...
For some reason, the new all-lesbian-community condominium sales weren't going very well despite excellent marketing, cheap rents, and an excellent location.
said James Versluys on February 26, 2009 8:52 PM.
"Man, my neighbors are dicks."
"You think that's bad? Mine are assholes."
The workers communicate after a hard day's work setting up the new condominium compound:
-What the fuck Tom.
What?
-I told you to set up the gardening, while I work in the back on plumbing.
Yeah.
-Is this-Are you fucking serious man?
What? I don't understand what you're upset about.
-Look, at the bushes! You fucking idiot, you weren't even supposed to use -the short ones! Where did you even get those? You're not supposed to have -those!
I don't know, I just set it up.
-Do you not see what this looks like? Are you really completely oblivious? -Jesus fucking Christ, you have to be -retarded or something. You have to be -retarded. There's no way.
What? What is it?
-THE FUCKING bushes! WHAT, DO THEY LOOK LIKE, paired up next to the trees like that!!!
I don't know. Like gavels?
-WHAT?
Like gavel-hammers, sitting up-right, but at the same time upside down?
-What the.......No. You're right.
Yeah.
-I see it. Let's go.
Jack and Tom drive off to McDonald's. They are immediately fired the next morning, for sexually suggestive exterior design.
said Fez and Sword on March 1, 2009 1:26 AM.
apparently when the boss said "balls to the wall" he didnt really mean it........
said Sharkdive1 on March 1, 2009 1:05 PM.
First Scara finds his own house on Google, now Miss C finds mine...
The complex is actually called Raughn Zheremie estates, btw....
Who erected that building?
Here at Pfizer, we're about so much more than viagra...
No, Really, We are!
Hey Bob, I just got the pictures of the hotel we'll be staying at when we visit Fire Island... It's Fabulous!
We demand a shubbery! Ni!
'Cause it's a dick... house... It's might mighty, letting it all hang out...
When Chuck accidentally dropped his Viagra in the watering can he thought, "What's the worst that can happen?"
And that's when everyone realized that Edward Scissorhands was really gay.
I suck at captions but always read this. Would there be any way to get voting on the posts? Then we could vote for our favourite and it would be more competition-y.
Competition in their shipping/receiving department is stiff.
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
LiDJ is throwing it down today. Nicely done.
Y'all are really on a roll today!
Amsterdam is really taking on a different look these days.
Is that a shrub on your building, or are you just happy to see me?
Btw, huge thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
That's just Bigus Dickus' summer residence.
With so few windows, nobody believed that the new geisha greenhouse built down by the naval shipyard would be successful. Until the first ship came in ...
(I am seriously warped.)
Come to San Francisco, the city will surprise you in many many ways.
... and around the corner from Westminster, a different kind of guard stands at attention.
Extreme Makeover Bogaloo: Queer Eye for the Straight House.
That's how Octomom keeps herself inspired to try another round of clown-car-pussy.
When the nautical society displays the blue and yellow flags, you know a stiff wind's a comin'.
Christmas decoration may be a little weird around this house...
The local natives had warned the planning commission not to build on the King Kong Family gravesite. The next spring, they found out why.
And now ladies and gentlemen, turn to your left to see the Pornstars Retirement House. As you can see, they have statues of the most important actors of that time.
Here you can see, from left to right, Long John Silver, Moby Dick, Rocco Sifredi...
These bushes were too big for the garage.
That's what happen when you allow Michael Jackson to design your house's gardening.
Entrance in rear
Another fine job by John Leslie Topiary Inc.
My only question is do you have to call a Rabbi to get them trimmed?
And in merger news, Scott's Miracle Grow has been purchased by Johnny Wright's RV Park -n- Fark, Inc.
Do they shrink when you water them?
In other news, scientists report they have found the bottom half of the Moai Statues..
Watch out for those sperm trees. They have been known to bust a nut.
Is that what they mean by 'manscaping'?
cock block
For some reason, the new all-lesbian-community condominium sales weren't going very well despite excellent marketing, cheap rents, and an excellent location.
"Man, my neighbors are dicks."
"You think that's bad? Mine are assholes."
This year's conference of the Pillowfight Club will be held at the new Beans -n- Franks Motel.
"In old country, dick goes into bush."
"In new country, bush is dick."
"Jealous of all the attention Hooker Rd has received, residents at Sex Dr couldn't help but feel left out"
'Maybe them feminists have a point. You look at some buildings now and you wonder what the architect was thinking.'
Stealth landscaping for the new Dallas residence of our beloved Bush.
These new Acme Wall reinforcements are guaranteed to withstand Hurrican force Blows.
Too many dicks
"No, the name of our village is pronounced 'pen- iston'"
How many dicks does it take to... uh... forget it...
FABUUULLLOOUUSSSS!!!!
Peck-a-wood estates is now open!
The workers communicate after a hard day's work setting up the new condominium compound:
-What the fuck Tom.
What?
-I told you to set up the gardening, while I work in the back on plumbing.
Yeah.
-Is this-Are you fucking serious man?
What? I don't understand what you're upset about.
-Look, at the bushes! You fucking idiot, you weren't even supposed to use -the short ones! Where did you even get those? You're not supposed to have -those!
I don't know, I just set it up.
-Do you not see what this looks like? Are you really completely oblivious? -Jesus fucking Christ, you have to be -retarded or something. You have to be -retarded. There's no way.
What? What is it?
-THE FUCKING bushes! WHAT, DO THEY LOOK LIKE, paired up next to the trees like that!!!
I don't know. Like gavels?
-WHAT?
Like gavel-hammers, sitting up-right, but at the same time upside down?
-What the.......No. You're right.
Yeah.
-I see it. Let's go.
Jack and Tom drive off to McDonald's. They are immediately fired the next morning, for sexually suggestive exterior design.
apparently when the boss said "balls to the wall" he didnt really mean it........
First Scara finds his own house on Google, now Miss C finds mine...
The complex is actually called Raughn Zheremie estates, btw....
I was wondering what Bill Clinton's offices looked like.