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You know someone put a lot of effort into making these perfect.

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Who erected that building?

said E on February 26, 2009 12:53 PM.

Here at Pfizer, we're about so much more than viagra...

No, Really, We are!

said Sheriff Pablo on February 26, 2009 1:10 PM.

Hey Bob, I just got the pictures of the hotel we'll be staying at when we visit Fire Island... It's Fabulous!

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 1:13 PM.

We demand a shubbery! Ni!

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 1:13 PM.

'Cause it's a dick... house... It's might mighty, letting it all hang out...

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 1:14 PM.

When Chuck accidentally dropped his Viagra in the watering can he thought, "What's the worst that can happen?"

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 1:17 PM.

And that's when everyone realized that Edward Scissorhands was really gay.

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 1:21 PM.

I suck at captions but always read this. Would there be any way to get voting on the posts? Then we could vote for our favourite and it would be more competition-y.

said Annadeus on February 26, 2009 1:21 PM.

Competition in their shipping/receiving department is stiff.

said Bill Deys on February 26, 2009 1:26 PM.

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

said E on February 26, 2009 1:26 PM.

LiDJ is throwing it down today. Nicely done.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 1:28 PM.

Y'all are really on a roll today!

said Miss Cellania on February 26, 2009 1:35 PM.

Amsterdam is really taking on a different look these days.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 1:49 PM.

Is that a shrub on your building, or are you just happy to see me?

Btw, huge thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

said rowenablue.livejournal.com on February 26, 2009 1:50 PM.

That's just Bigus Dickus' summer residence.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 1:54 PM.

With so few windows, nobody believed that the new geisha greenhouse built down by the naval shipyard would be successful. Until the first ship came in ...

(I am seriously warped.)

said Tim on February 26, 2009 1:54 PM.

Come to San Francisco, the city will surprise you in many many ways.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 1:56 PM.

... and around the corner from Westminster, a different kind of guard stands at attention.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 1:57 PM.

Extreme Makeover Bogaloo: Queer Eye for the Straight House.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 1:59 PM.

That's how Octomom keeps herself inspired to try another round of clown-car-pussy.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 2:02 PM.

When the nautical society displays the blue and yellow flags, you know a stiff wind's a comin'.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 2:03 PM.

Christmas decoration may be a little weird around this house...

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 2:04 PM.

The local natives had warned the planning commission not to build on the King Kong Family gravesite. The next spring, they found out why.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 2:08 PM.

And now ladies and gentlemen, turn to your left to see the Pornstars Retirement House. As you can see, they have statues of the most important actors of that time.
Here you can see, from left to right, Long John Silver, Moby Dick, Rocco Sifredi...

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 2:09 PM.

These bushes were too big for the garage.

said kbk on February 26, 2009 2:09 PM.

That's what happen when you allow Michael Jackson to design your house's gardening.

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 26, 2009 2:14 PM.

Entrance in rear

said L on February 26, 2009 2:26 PM.

Another fine job by John Leslie Topiary Inc.

said rich b on February 26, 2009 2:42 PM.

My only question is do you have to call a Rabbi to get them trimmed?

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 2:45 PM.

And in merger news, Scott's Miracle Grow has been purchased by Johnny Wright's RV Park -n- Fark, Inc.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 2:45 PM.

Do they shrink when you water them?

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 2:52 PM.

In other news, scientists report they have found the bottom half of the Moai Statues..

said LostInDaJungle on February 26, 2009 2:55 PM.

Watch out for those sperm trees. They have been known to bust a nut.

said E on February 26, 2009 3:55 PM.

Is that what they mean by 'manscaping'?

said E on February 26, 2009 5:04 PM.

cock block

said marko on February 26, 2009 6:50 PM.

For some reason, the new all-lesbian-community condominium sales weren't going very well despite excellent marketing, cheap rents, and an excellent location.

said James Versluys on February 26, 2009 8:52 PM.

"Man, my neighbors are dicks."
"You think that's bad? Mine are assholes."

said Paul on February 26, 2009 9:07 PM.

This year's conference of the Pillowfight Club will be held at the new Beans -n- Franks Motel.

said Tim on February 26, 2009 9:17 PM.

"In old country, dick goes into bush."
"In new country, bush is dick."

said junkzm3 on February 26, 2009 9:41 PM.

"Jealous of all the attention Hooker Rd has received, residents at Sex Dr couldn't help but feel left out"

said junkzm3 on February 26, 2009 10:09 PM.

'Maybe them feminists have a point. You look at some buildings now and you wonder what the architect was thinking.'

said E on February 26, 2009 11:11 PM.

Stealth landscaping for the new Dallas residence of our beloved Bush.

said gnatster on February 27, 2009 3:01 AM.

These new Acme Wall reinforcements are guaranteed to withstand Hurrican force Blows.

said canethang on February 27, 2009 8:42 AM.

Too many dicks

said Jason on February 27, 2009 11:58 AM.

"No, the name of our village is pronounced 'pen- iston'"

said Dhr. DeLuxe on February 27, 2009 12:54 PM.

How many dicks does it take to... uh... forget it...

said Leonardo Carvalho on February 27, 2009 1:37 PM.

FABUUULLLOOUUSSSS!!!!

Peck-a-wood estates is now open!

said mekon12 on February 27, 2009 4:07 PM.

The workers communicate after a hard day's work setting up the new condominium compound:

-What the fuck Tom.
What?
-I told you to set up the gardening, while I work in the back on plumbing.
Yeah.
-Is this-Are you fucking serious man?
What? I don't understand what you're upset about.
-Look, at the bushes! You fucking idiot, you weren't even supposed to use -the short ones! Where did you even get those? You're not supposed to have -those!
I don't know, I just set it up.
-Do you not see what this looks like? Are you really completely oblivious? -Jesus fucking Christ, you have to be -retarded or something. You have to be -retarded. There's no way.
What? What is it?
-THE FUCKING bushes! WHAT, DO THEY LOOK LIKE, paired up next to the trees like that!!!
I don't know. Like gavels?
-WHAT?
Like gavel-hammers, sitting up-right, but at the same time upside down?
-What the.......No. You're right.
Yeah.
-I see it. Let's go.

Jack and Tom drive off to McDonald's. They are immediately fired the next morning, for sexually suggestive exterior design.

said Fez and Sword on March 1, 2009 1:26 AM.

apparently when the boss said "balls to the wall" he didnt really mean it........

said Sharkdive1 on March 1, 2009 1:05 PM.

First Scara finds his own house on Google, now Miss C finds mine...

The complex is actually called Raughn Zheremie estates, btw....

said sarcastic one on March 2, 2009 2:01 PM.

I was wondering what Bill Clinton's offices looked like.

said reiki650 on March 3, 2009 7:15 PM.
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