Cute kid right? Looks like he's taking a picture with his newborn baby sister. Except that isn't his sister ... it's his daughter. According to
The Sun (which is like saying, "according to the town drunk"), this kid Alfie, 13, and his 15 year-old girlfriend Chantelle, are the proud parents of 7lb 3oz Maisie. Now, far be it for me to give anyone advice, as I have trouble tying my own shoes and spend most nights icing my thumbs after four hours of
Call of Duty. But that's just it... I'm 29 and I can't take care of myself, which is why I'd never think about attempting to raise a kid. (Also, I have a suitcase packed and ready to go should my girlfriend ever say "we need to talk" after vomiting in the toilet all morning.) But damn... being a father at 13!? Kudos to the kids for attempting to raise the child, and if all else fails, you can always
make a plea for public support.
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"most nights icing my thumbs after four hours of Call of Duty"
Is that porn movie?
No, you're thinking of "Call of Doodie" which is something else entirely.
Or Booty Duty.
or "Karl of Pootie"
I faithfully submit, 'Call of Booty'.
Not that it wasn't obvious ...
Right. So whats with the icing of the thumbs? I'm not sure how you *watch* movies there Echo. Least your not knocking up 15 year olds though. So that's cool. Maybe we can hook this kid up with the chick who just had 8 kids.
If I was President we'd be adding birth control pills to the water supply like flouride. Jeez.
I'd like to do it around here, E.
There are lots of folks who don't earn enough to raise one kid and have lots and lots of them. There's an inverse proportion on earnings and making babies. The less they make money, the more they have babies.
And the girls are becoming mothers earlier each year. I'm a little sceptic about the 13 yo father... Maybe they're using him to cover someone else... or maybe not. But I have my doubts.
Who knows... maybe dad was playing in the son's playground and he's just the scape goat--with same DNA to prove it--that's keeping dad off the jail.
Now I know why they're teaching sex ed to 9 year olds.
This is sad.
This isn't new though. When I was in 3rd form (being the first year of high school, I don't know what that is in your grading system) there was a guy in my class that had a toddler. So he would have had his kid when he was 12ish.
So yeah, Nothing new happening here.
This is so sad :( I heard an interview with the boy on the radio and the interviewer asked the boy how he would cope financially..his response was, "What's financially?"...
It's child abuse that the couple can keep the kid...The parents' parents are sick!
Well, at least they didn't name the kid Adolf Hitler.
Hold on just a minute. Some other kids (14 and 16) are claiming fatherhood. We may need an Anna Nicole Smith style court case, or a good dodge ball competition to sort this mess out.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4637339/Schoolboy-father-Alfie-Patten-distraught-at-claims-Maisie-not-his.html
BRAVO,
I AM PROUD OF YOU NATURE HAS BLESSED YOU LIKE VIRGIN MARY GOD BLESS YOU YOUR CHILD THE NATURE GIFT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
VIJAY
INDIA