First, we had valentine cards that professed love, or like, or something. Then we had anti-valentines just for a laugh. Now we have valentine ecards that say what's really going on in our lives and our relationships, appropriately named Awkward Valentines. They express shyness, threats, lust, insecurity, and even bring up subjects you don't know how to express otherwise.
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These are classic! I have begun to send them to everyone already.
"This Valentine's Day, I'll pretend to like your cat if you'll shut the hell up for a while."
Awesome.
I hate Valentines day.
Here's one that should be made: On this day of love, I have given you the eternal gift.....of herpes!
"Dating you to piss off my parents turned out okay." - I have not laughed that hard in a very long time.