Henry Rollins, the former front man of Black Flag, is the voice many suburban-raised and equally repressed men want to have. He's not only angry, but articulate. He can stand in front of a crowd, microphone chord wrapped around his strained and ... I'm assuming ... rock solid forearm, and dish it out. The rest of us, we hide behind pseudonyms and write about our distaste for humanity on blogs from the comfort and safety of our homes. But Henry is up there, hosting shows, writing books, and touring. And if you've never heard some of Henry's rants, I've collected some of his best after the jump.

You know someone put a lot of effort into making these perfect.

(via Buzzfeed)

This ad for Praetorian surveillance systems is in the back of the current issue of Wired. Best I can tell this thing is part of a security software made by L3 communications, a government security contractor.

But the description of the product or software or 3D imaging technology or whatever the heck it is, has me curious. And confused.
Anyone know what the heck they're talking about? Care to explain or guess? [Thanks.]

Copy reads:

Praetorian leaps a full generation beyond constrained 2D systems, giving you fly-through awareness while maximizing your surveillance ROI. You master total situational awareness and immersive 3D tracking, resulting in extraordinary preemptive capabilities.

The site makes it a little clearer.

Family Guy gives us 31. Feel free to add names they didn't.

(the Hulu version is after the jump in case this one gets pulled.)

Welcome to the second American Idol Anal-ysis of the 2009 season. Last week, Haterade got 2 of the 3 singers correct, and was only 20,000 votes away from the Trifecta (something that The Jason did have). They are both back to discuss this week's singers.