This one is doubly strange:

When Nicholas Landry and Lori Kappes sent out invites to their wedding, one person was specifically not invited. Kappes sister Annmarie Bricker.

But Annmarie showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair, struck her head and took the bride to the ground during a fight.
Bricker of course denied it all but witnesses and visible cuts and bruises on the bride (her sister) dispute that.

Annmarie was released on bail and later resigned from her job as a Porter County, In. 911 dispatcher. I wonder how that emergency call went?

"Hello 911 emergency."
"Yes there's a fight at my friends wedding."
"Oh my, who's involved?"
"The lady who answers the calls when you're not there."
"You mean AnnMarie."
"That's the crazy bitch, yeah."

From The Sports Desk...

Attention Alex Rodriguez! You all around phony and fiend! The bell tolls for thee!

In one of the least shocking and most satisfying sports stories in quite some time, Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids and testosterone in 2003. A year that he won the AL MVP.

Pay-Rod's response, you may be wondering? "You'll have to talk to the union. I'm not saying anything." Not exactly a passionate, Clemens-like denial.

Joining Sammy "I Forgot How To Speak English" Sosa, Roger Clemens, Mark McGwire, finger pointing Raphael Palmeiro and Barry "Holy Crap This Stuff Makes Your Head Huge" Bonds, A-Rods has pissed away his reputation, legacy and hall of fame numbers in a matter of hours.

Justice, kids. Sweet justice.

Alex wants nothing more than to be loved and revered like Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods. However, his thinly veiled act has always been sniffed out by the astute observer. We weren't buyin' it.

Someone tell the fat lady she's on in five.

You use what you have! Still this seems like a lot of work to justify not taking the garbage out.

(via the Presurfer)