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Turn on the strobe, grab your glow sticks and whistles.
Lets dance to Christians well publicized freak out. With special appearance by Barbara Streisand.
Thanks to DrunkenStepfather for the cue.
The other day while I was eating my tofu bacon lard and arugula spinach wrap in the YBNBY break room, Echowood asked me how I was looked so tan and healthy.
I assured him I wasn't going to a tanning salon or using sprays, it was simply a computer tan.
He thought I was joking. (I guess he was jealous cause I'm beginning to look as good as he does.)
Well I wasn't joking.
I am living proof of a revolutionary new product called computertan.com .
Computer tan uses my laptop screens electrical impulses and converts it into safe UV rays. Now that my secret is out, I'm sure Echowood will sport the same healthy glow as me in a matter of days. Which is fine, he has every right to reclaim his 'hotness' crown.
See hear for a demonstration.
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If you've ever visited New York City and walked around Union Square or near Radio City you may have run across Joe Ades and his "amazing" $5 vegetable peeler. No doubt he was a character, with his booming voice and his smooth sales pitch. He could probably sell Christmas trees in February. In fact he once did.
Well after a lifetime of selling and making a fortune little by little, Joe Ades died at 75.
"Never underestimate a small amount of money gathered by hand for 60 years."
Here's a little profile into his interesting life.
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A trip to the dentist meant anesthetic and stitches for 7-year-old David. You don't know him, but surely you'll recognize his behavior, either from your own past or your observations of friends.