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{ January 13, 2009 }

That's all folks!

Posted by Bigus Dickus

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My friends, it was here that we began our campaign for the Best Humor Blog of 2008. And we all had a vision for a better America. It was a privilege and a gift to spend ~~two years traveling the country~~ the last few days drinking and writing in our office, coming to know so many of you. We wish we could just wrap you up (like bacon wrapped scallops) and ~~embrace~~ bump and grind each and every one of you individually across the nation. We thank you from our collective hearts for your support. You won't get your money back but we hope you enjoyed the show. We do plan on seeking a Vice Presidency or cabinet position (whichever we can win in a drink-off) but if that fails.....see you in 2012! O'Doyle and San Dimas High rules!

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36 Comments

Well good showing anyway.

YBNBY is the Buffalo Bills of Humor Blogs.

YBNBY is to Humor Blogs what mayonaisse is to sex.

You never step into the same YBNBY twice.

"You're better than the lot of them YBNBY/JGatsby."

said E on January 13, 2009 6:21 PM.

mayo to sex ? .. what am I missing here ? .. tim !!!!

but seriously now folks ... I think the best measure of a site is if it is visited often and well ... from what I can tell by the sitemeter discussion, ybnby gets a shitload of hits everyday .. isn't that the point ?

said alex on January 13, 2009 9:00 PM.

Woooo Hooooo!!! Better than dead last!!!!!

Suck on that Mattress Police!!!!

Oh Yeah!!!!

said Sheriff Pablo on January 13, 2009 10:44 PM.

Can anybody explain the mayo to sex?

said elrringpeace on January 14, 2009 7:36 AM.

"bump and grind each and every one of you individually across the nation."

So us London crowd miss out on the bumping and grinding? :(

said mart on January 14, 2009 7:47 AM.

Crap....there I go again forgetting the overseas crowd...for you guys I'll give you a special shagging (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more)

said Bigus Dickus on January 14, 2009 8:13 AM.

BD, you are nothing if not fair. A good shagging for the overseas clique!

said Tim on January 14, 2009 8:48 AM.

Why should I discriminate when I could have fun trying to procreate

said Bigus Dickus on January 14, 2009 9:27 AM.

Mayo to sex...in other words, E feels that YBNBY and humor blogs are not compatible (because many other sauces, syrups, etc can be incorporated into the realm of the bedroom but apparently mayonnaise cannot...maybe because it does not do well with heat?)

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 9:30 AM.

Really SO. Try the mayo. The analogy is more like, most people go for the whipped cream, but the ones in the know use mayo. Delish.

said E on January 14, 2009 10:40 AM.

mayo makes me hurl...so if hurling is someone's fetish, maybe...
but not my boyfriend's idea of a great time...

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 10:47 AM.

BD, are you sending something to the south? I mean, you've sent bumps and grinds across the nation, shaggings overseas... Now I'm the one who's feeling discriminated... Maybe the "overseas" includes the folks down here...

said Leonardo Carvalho on January 14, 2009 10:52 AM.

SO, there's a niche for hurls... google it and you may find more guys and girls looking for that.
If there are folks who get hot with 2 girls 1 cup and others jerk off to the goatsie, you wont have trouble looking for hurl-wankers....

said Leonardo Carvalho on January 14, 2009 11:00 AM.

Hey Leo! From the women I've seen down where you're at, I think I'll make a special trip as well. I'll also double my efforts for you guys....

said Bigus Dickus on January 14, 2009 11:16 AM.

You're welcome to stay at home. Although I live a couple of hours far from the beach, the pretty girls are around anyway.

I'll grill you my special pork ribs on the barbie if you dare coming.

said Leonardo Carvalho on January 14, 2009 12:09 PM.

Mmmmmmm.....pork....but please hold the mayo.

said Bigus Dickus on January 14, 2009 1:00 PM.

Side note--picture question--is that Tim with alex's dog (aka Petmate of the month?)

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 1:26 PM.

I think it's Tim and his Penthouse Pet of the month

said Bigus Dickus on January 14, 2009 2:46 PM.

BD, that's Pethouse...read the help me escape forum post....

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 2:48 PM.

Sarcky,

You are sick. That's my dog!

said Tim on January 14, 2009 3:12 PM.

I didn't say you were doin' her.....

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 3:13 PM.

so who's the sick one now?

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 3:14 PM.

YBNBY is to Humor Blogs what Maple Syrup is to Monkeys.
YBNBY is to Humor Blogs what Jumper Cables are to Testicles.

said E on January 14, 2009 3:14 PM.

ahhh...
made for each other.

said sarcastic one on January 14, 2009 3:17 PM.

Thanks for the explanation! Things are much clearer now.
But after what I just read I do not really dare to ask about the Maple Syrup and the monkeys or the Jumper Cables... :)

said Pierre Gancel on January 14, 2009 4:12 PM.

Last minute unexpected caption competition:

- Who's my bitch? Who's my bitch!?!? Come to daddy!
- I'm your bitch Tim!!! Hit me hard daddy-o!!

said Leonardo Carvalho on January 14, 2009 9:10 PM.

Pierre: Head to the forum and follow the thread about monkeys + maple syrup + jump cables...

And try the bacon.

said Leonardo Carvalho on January 14, 2009 9:12 PM.

BTW Biggus. Nice pic of the monkey and his/her puppy. Animals are better than people imho.

said E on January 15, 2009 1:00 AM.

"I didn't say you were doin' her ..... so who's the sick one now?"

Yeah, Sarcky, like anyone that has ever read this blog didn't know exactly what you were implying.

Nice try, sugartits.

said Tim on January 15, 2009 1:16 AM.

-Those were my feelings as well E when it came time to find a good pic for the concession speech.
-Regarding the testy jumper cables comment...I felt like this place was starting to turn into Gitmo for a second.
-Man Tim, you might wanna watch your bananas with the sugartits comment....SO might break it off and force feed it to ya.

said Bigus Dickus on January 15, 2009 1:33 AM.

Tim, you weren't even here 15 minutes and you violated the non-disclosure agreement....using #1 on my top 10 favorite nicknames?

It reminds me of the Echo and the Bunnymen song..."tits like sugar..."

said sarcastic one on January 15, 2009 8:41 AM.

I used to work with this dude that we called "Bologna Tits". I don't think it was one of his top ten favorite nicknames.

said Dave on January 15, 2009 9:27 AM.

Sarcky: I calls 'em as I tastes 'em.

said Tim on January 15, 2009 9:40 AM.

Tim...now I'm jealous....I think there needs to be proof of this emailed to the Contact Us link so we can evaluate further....lol

said Bigus Dickus on January 15, 2009 1:21 PM.

only if you email proof of your nickname first ;-)

said sarcastic one on January 15, 2009 1:54 PM.

Must defend manhood!.....send me some info via Contact Us and put For BD as the subject and we'll see what we can work out....lol!

said Bigus Dickus on January 15, 2009 3:37 PM.

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