Today's MacWorld conference, reportedly the last one in which Apple will deliver a keynote, will also be devoid of Apple Co-Founder and CEO Steve Jobs. Speculation has run rampant that Jobs, who survived Pancreatic Cancer a few years ago, had fallen ill (or was suffering through a hormone imbalance). Personally, I like to take the Willy Wonka approach and assume that Jobs is shutting off all communication for fear there's a Slugworth in his midst. Luckily, you can buy a T-Shirt proclaiming your love of all things Apple/Jobs at Steve Jobs Lives.(Via Uncrate)
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Steve Jobs is actually in suspended animation. All public appearances will now be handled by the new iSteve as soon as apple figures out how to make a battery that will last through an entire public appearance.
I think he's suffering from the same thing as Jeremy Piven - a severe case of assholitis.